[Misc] Well would you have?

darkwolf666 · May 2, 2018

Tonight, whilst pouring myself a large glass of my expensive whisky I inexplicably sloshed a large amount over the kitchen side.

I looked at the large puddle with a mixture of emotions, shit I’ve wasted my good stuff!

I then looked round to make sure none of my family was about and promptly licked it off the side!

I then immediately felt I had done something dirty or wrong, but heck it was my good whisky!

Anyone else do something similar?

dazzer6666 · May 2, 2018

darkwolf666 said:
Tonight, whilst pouring myself a large glass of my expensive whisky I inexplicably sloshed a large amount over the kitchen side.

I looked at the large puddle with a mixture of emotions, shit I’ve wasted my good stuff!

I then looked round to make sure none of my family was about and promptly licked it off the side!

I then immediately felt I had done something dirty or wrong, but heck it was my good whisky!

Anyone else do something similar?

https://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk

Raleigh Chopper · May 2, 2018

Ok, I have checked the list and whilst I can't put you in the mad house for Bad Whisky,I am afraid you have Dissolute Habits.
2 years.

darkwolf666 · May 2, 2018

dazzer6666 said:
https://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk

That did briefly cross my mind, that if my family caught me they’d be enrolling me in the morning!

moggy · May 2, 2018

Think we need to know exactly what whiskey it was before we can form a judicial enquiry

dazzer6666 · May 2, 2018

darkwolf666 said:
That did briefly cross my mind, that if my family caught me they’d be enrolling me in the morning!

‘Why is he here ?’

‘We found him licking whisky off the kitchen worktop’

darkwolf666 · May 2, 2018

moggy said:
Think we need to know exactly what whiskey it was before we can form a judicial enquiry

A 25 year old Jura...

Pembury · May 2, 2018

Lap it up I say.

Coldeanseagull · May 2, 2018

If the whiskey was that good, you wouldn't have spilt it in the first place.
Definitely quackery

moggy · May 2, 2018

darkwolf666 said:
A 25 year old Jura...

Ah !!!!
Perfectly acceptable then, maybe have some straws nearby for next time. Aids a quicker gather up

Acker79 · May 2, 2018

How clean was the side, or, how recently was it not clean?

Gabbafella · May 2, 2018

Given the chance, I'd give a 25 year old a damn good licking too!

portlock seagull · May 2, 2018

darkwolf666 said:
Tonight, whilst pouring myself a large glass of my expensive whisky I inexplicably sloshed a large amount over the kitchen side.

I looked at the large puddle with a mixture of emotions, shit I’ve wasted my good stuff!

I then looked round to make sure none of my family was about and promptly licked it off the side!

I then immediately felt I had done something dirty or wrong, but heck it was my good whisky!

Anyone else do something similar?

Why wasn’t your Mrs pouring it for you? Next you’ll be telling us you had to get your own ice...

dazzer6666 · May 2, 2018

Acker79 said:
How clean was the side, or, how recently was it not clean?

It’s clean now

VAL1850 · May 2, 2018

Within the 10 second rule ? If so okay

darkwolf666 · May 2, 2018

portlock seagull said:
Why wasn’t your Mrs pouring it for you? Next you’ll be telling us you had to get your own ice...

Ice, ICE, I’m not a bloody Eskimo...

darkwolf666 · May 2, 2018

Acker79 said:
How clean was the side, or, how recently was it not clean?

The good news is I had cleaned it myself this very afternoon - so probably not very clean then

GT49er · May 2, 2018

darkwolf666 said:
A 25 year old Jura...

Good.................but not quite Carling.......

Probably worth licking up though.......!

Sirnormangall · May 2, 2018

Gabbafella said:
Given the chance, I'd give a 25 year old a damn good licking too!

Yes, like many others, I thought this thread was linked to the thread about Man United’s most famous supporter.

hart's shirt · May 2, 2018

darkwolf666 said:
Ice, ICE, I’m not a bloody Eskimo...

I don't know anything about whisky, but your Vanilla Ice impression needs a bit more work.

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