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[Humour] Does your anus really smell of farts?

















Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,102
Sussex by the Sea
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sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,737
town full of eejits
She runs one of the very best cooking classes I've ever attended. It's located in a Bangkok slum, staffed by her and a group of slum residents. The morning was a culinary triumph and the folk are truly humbling and inspirational.

Stupid name for a book though.

most of Bangkok smell like yer anus...to be fair.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,675
Location Location
One of my proudest moments was a couple of years ago, giving the missus a lift to work early one morning. I subtly let out a small arse biscuit, no more than a barely audible "pffft". Within 10-15 seconds she was gagging uncontrollably and telling me to pull over, which I did. She opened the door, and was copiously sick in the gutter. And this is a woman who works in a care home, where she often has to wipe arses.

Phenomenal.
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,383
I have to confess, despite my claims to complete maturity, that there is nothing more entertaining than an inappropriately timed squeeky fart.
 




Pretty Plnk Fairy

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jan 30, 2008
780
She runs one of the very best cooking classes I've ever attended. It's located in a Bangkok slum, staffed by her and a group of slum residents. The morning was a culinary triumph and the folk are truly humbling and inspirational.

Stupid name for a book though.

it sells well in germany 🇩🇪 though

regards
DR
 




jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,151
Brighton
Well this should clearly become a "best fart" thread.
As a teenager I went to Paris and ate entirely Mexican and Chinese food, washed down with tequila and saki respectively. I returned late Sunday evening and topped up on cheese and my nans pickled onions.
The next day I let out a massive guff in the corridor outside of French lesson that made the air hazy and sent dozens of people scrambling for safety.
45 minutes later when French lesson finished the air still made you gag though visibility was back to normal.
 


jcdenton08

Enemy of the People
NSC Patreon
Oct 17, 2008
10,474
This thread is dire. I know I'm contributing by bouncing it, but it really is ****ing atrocious. Pity because AmexRuislip is a poster I normally particularly appreciate and agree with.
 









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