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[Politics] The Most useful things in a post apocalyptic world



jasetheace

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Apr 13, 2011
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With this lot in charge might be worth giving this some thought.

I am going to start with

a) Bicycles (plus puncture repair kits) and Horses. Only long term means of getting around.
b) Pencils. We will need to start writing again and I will be starting the first privateer postal service. First class will cost a can of corned beef.

Your additions please (max 2 each) and then we can all start planning...
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
I guess they'll be no need for people to point out you can't have a post apocalyptic world.
 


studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
29,553
On the Border
1) basement full of bottled water
2) a large supply of tinned food

Alternatively hope I die when the first bomb falls
 




Hamilton

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Jul 7, 2003
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Brighton
What is all this scaremongering? Jesus wept. Everyone just calm down a bit.

We've a match on Saturday!
 




Honky Tonx

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Lewes
Don't want to survive the Bomb. Just imagine living in a world full of Mutant knuckle dragging creatures. Oh, I've just described a scene from Selhurst Park.
 
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Stato

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Dec 21, 2011
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On opening this thread, I got a Google Ad for a Portable Pet Car Seat:

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How could you possibly survive in a Mad Max wasteland without one of those?
 


Stato

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Dec 21, 2011
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Also, if this question has been asked because of topical events, the most useful thing you'll need in a post apocalyptic world will be one of these:

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Should be dated Saturday.
 












Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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With this lot in charge might be worth giving this some thought.

I am going to start with

a) Bicycles (plus puncture repair kits) and Horses. Only long term means of getting around.
b) Pencils. We will need to start writing again and I will be starting the first privateer postal service. First class will cost a can of corned beef.

Your additions please (max 2 each) and then we can all start planning...

To quote the Newtown Neurotics "When the Oil Runs Out":

"What are you gonna do when cycling becomes a strain?"
And you need a drop of 3-in-1 on your bicycle chain?"
 










Stato

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Dec 21, 2011
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To quote the Newtown Neurotics "When the Oil Runs Out":

"What are you gonna do when cycling becomes a strain?"
And you need a drop of 3-in-1 on your bicycle chain?"

Now you're talking, but how am I going to play my copy of 'Kickstarting A Backfiring Nation'?

Altogether now 'Look At The Mess I'm In!'
 

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SIMMO SAYS

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Jul 31, 2012
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1) basement full of bottled water
2) a large supply of tinned food

Alternatively hope I die when the first bomb falls

Slight alteration on yours:

1) Basement full of Vintage Champagne.
2) A large supply of Heinz Baked Beans.

All I need to avoid is farting and creating a second nuclear cloud :moo:
 


Two Professors

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Jul 13, 2009
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Multicultural Brum
Tissues and tranquilisers for the poor snowflakes in Twatter withdrawal.:lolol:
 




A1X

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Deepest, darkest Sussex
Being in close proximity to Bear Grylls
 


jasetheace

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Apr 13, 2011
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To quote the Newtown Neurotics "When the Oil Runs Out":

"What are you gonna do when cycling becomes a strain?"
And you need a drop of 3-in-1 on your bicycle chain?"

Can I swap it for 240 PG Tips? Cos you know what they say "Everything seems betta afta a cap o' rasie".
 



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