[Albion] Recruitment Analyst Vacancy

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severnside gull

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By the seaside in West Somerset

• Apr 5, 2018

• #1

So, a Recruitment Analyst advertised to work with Paul Winstanley's team.
Who do we think from NSC's great and good do we think could do the job & why?
I'm nominating BG for his obvious knowledge of all things football

 

Driver8

On the road...

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Jul 31, 2005

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North Wales

• Apr 5, 2018

• #2

I sent him the link yesterday so job probably gone.

 

Titanic

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West Sussex

• Apr 5, 2018

• #3

[MENTION=34997]Your Mum[/MENTION]

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,491

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Apr 5, 2018

• #4

severnside gull said:

So, a Recruitment Analyst advertised to work with Paul Winstanley's team.
Who do we think from NSC's great and good do we think could do the job & why?
I'm nominating BG for his obvious knowledge of all things football

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Unfortunately, he only has specialist knowledge of left backs.

 

Stat Brother

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #5

All you need to know is the current address of former players and many on this board would think you're gods gift to the position of Recruitment Analyst

 

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maffew

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Dec 10, 2003

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Worcester England

• Apr 5, 2018

• #6

Well I just applied and got this to qualify for a 2nd interview. 1st won to complete and send to recruitment.. ..

 

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BensGrandad

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #7

What are the age requirements? Do you get your contract for 2 years paid up if sacked for inefficiency?

 

Barham's tash

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #8

maffew said:

Well I just applied and got this to qualify for a 2nd interview. 1st won to complete and send to recruitment.. ..

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Clearly fake news as the words ‘ceiling’ and ‘budget’ don’t feature. *RUMBLED*


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NooBHA

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #9

BensGrandad said:

What are the age requirements? Do you get your contract for 2 years paid up if sacked for inefficiency?

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Are you Alan Pardew in disguise BG ?

That's what he does before he takes a job is negotiate his ''Termination Settlement''

 

Bob!

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Jul 5, 2003

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #10

Thunder Bolt said:

Unfortunately, he only has specialist knowledge of left backs.

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In your opinion

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #11

Bob! said:

In your opinion

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Correction, in his opinion.

 

Simster

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Surrey

• Apr 5, 2018

• #12

Titanic said:

[MENTION=34997]Your Mum[/MENTION]

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If it means the most tediously unfunny account El Pres owns gets to spend less time on here, I'm all for it.

 

southstandandy

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Jul 9, 2003

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #13

My area and would have been ideal, but I've just retired!

 

Marshy

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Jul 6, 2003

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FRUIT OF THE BLOOM

• Apr 5, 2018

• #14

will my knowledge of the u11s mid sussex leagues secure me the role...im a shoe in I reckon

Seriously though I would bloody love that job.

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Apr 5, 2018

• #15

Starting salary 32,500 (22,500 if you’re a girl).

 

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amexer

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #16

Looking through job description looks like need to be a computer geek and have a degree. Strange. Anyway I would be no good as I would insist all new signings are two footed.

 

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martin tyler

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Jan 25, 2013

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #17

I was a wiz at championship manager in my day reckon I am at least good for an interview

 

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severnside gull

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By the seaside in West Somerset

• Apr 5, 2018

• Thread starter
• #18

amexer said:

......... I would insist all new signings are two footed.

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Hmmmm. Hopefully no-one is going to disagree with you there

 

dazzer6666

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #19

amexer said:

Looking through job description looks like need to be a computer geek and have a degree. Strange. Anyway I would be no good as I would insist all new signings are two footed.

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Tony should transfer someone from Starlizard in that case.......

 

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essbee1

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• Apr 5, 2018

• #20

BensGrandad said:

What are the age requirements? Do you get your contract for 2 years paid up if sacked for inefficiency?

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No you don't. But if it was a job in the WSU catering department of the club then yes - since inefficiency is considered an essential skill.