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[Film] Nude Nuns with Big Guns



Horses Arse

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Jun 25, 2004
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here and there
Channel 149 -horrochannel at 10-55

Absolutely hilarious film. Not exactly a cryptic title
 


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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham
Thanks for sharing :laugh:
 


Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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If they're nude - how do you know they're nuns? They could easily be callcentre workers or something. And no I'm not going to watch it to find out.
 




Horses Arse

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Jun 25, 2004
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here and there
If they're nude - how do you know they're nuns? They could easily be callcentre workers or something. And no I'm not going to watch it to find out.
As I recall (and I didn't watch it last night) they keep their headgear on. The saucy devils!

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Foul Play Rocks

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Feb 23, 2013
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Is it a documentary? Does it follow the plight of nuns who enjoy the freedom that nudity can bring, their love of firearms but still want to stay true to their religious beliefs?
It all sounds pretty groundbreaking to me.
 


BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,779
WeHo
Plot
A young Mexican nun, named Sister Sarah, is neglected and abused by a corrupt clergy that produces and distributes heroin. After a bad drug deal, she is handed over to thugs to be used as an instrument as sex for money. On the verge of death after being heavily drugged and wounded & fingered, the nun receives a commandment from God to take revenge. Acquiring heavy weapons (including big guns & vibrators), Sister Sarah sets out to kill those who had abused her and are using the church for their own personal gain. The frightened drug lords in the church hires "Los Muertos", a violent motorcycle gang, to track her down and eliminate her. Los Muertos' base of operations is the local brothel "Titty Flickers", where they to try and gather more information on the vigilante nun. After being wounded in a shootout, Sister Sarah hides out in a fleabag motel where she recovers and finally achieves vengeance by killing Los Muertos, degenitalizing Chavo (the brutal leader of Los Muertos), and saving her female lover who had been raped. But in the final scene, the clergy drug lord, known only as the Monsignor, hires another hit man to track down the vigilante nun, leaving the door wide open for a sequel.
 


Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,102
Sussex by the Sea
Might give it a bash

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el punal

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Plot
A young Mexican nun, named Sister Sarah, is neglected and abused by a corrupt clergy that produces and distributes heroin. After a bad drug deal, she is handed over to thugs to be used as an instrument as sex for money. On the verge of death after being heavily drugged and wounded & fingered, the nun receives a commandment from God to take revenge. Acquiring heavy weapons (including big guns & vibrators), Sister Sarah sets out to kill those who had abused her and are using the church for their own personal gain. The frightened drug lords in the church hires "Los Muertos", a violent motorcycle gang, to track her down and eliminate her. Los Muertos' base of operations is the local brothel "Titty Flickers", where they to try and gather more information on the vigilante nun. After being wounded in a shootout, Sister Sarah hides out in a fleabag motel where she recovers and finally achieves vengeance by killing Los Muertos, degenitalizing Chavo (the brutal leader of Los Muertos), and saving her female lover who had been raped. But in the final scene, the clergy drug lord, known only as the Monsignor, hires another hit man to track down the vigilante nun, leaving the door wide open for a sequel.

It sounds brilliant! Any chance of a beamback on the big screens at the Amex? Better still, show it pre-match and at halftime when we play Huddersfield.
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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"This sister is one bad mother"
 






marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015
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It seems to be on most weeks, sometimes twice a week. The other week it was on twice and had a two star rating for when it was shown the first time on the wednesday but by the time it was shown on the Friday it only merited one star in the same tv mag. If you're into nude nuns with full bushes shooting off semi automatics then it's definitely a five star. The plot synopsis is in the title.
 








Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
49,992
Goldstone
If your taste in porn is a bit niche I can also recommend "Zombie Strippers".
Porn? Who said anything about porn? Ladies of god, dressed as by god, delivering god's retribution. Spiritual and divine come to mind, not porn. Don't fancy the idea of Zombie's, but I'm open minded.
 






Govinda Tim

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Apr 13, 2012
174
Brighton
One of the best 'B' movies I have come across. Sexploitation - Yes, Porn definitely not. Story holds up and the acting is not terrible. I can also recommend 'Bare Behind Bars' set in a womens prison with the usual cast of sadistic lesbian warders, this is also on the Horror channel fairly regularly.

Bare Behind Bars Movie Poster.jpg
 




Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012
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Me and the Mrs watched this little gem one night when there was sod all on. Actually watched the whole thing which was pretty surprising, but the film was hilariously bad so it kept us glued.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,347
Faversham



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