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[Help] *IDIOTS who send CASH in the POST*



Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,739
LOONEY BIN
I was sitting minding my OWN business in the Cliftonville this morning PLOTTING another ATTACK on the George Street TAP opposite when my pal POP it in PETE the POSTMAN arrived BREATHLESS with excitement. I wondered what was up with him and he came over and SAID he was treating me to a FULL English with an EXTRA slice of BLACK pudding too. I said it was my birthday 3 weeks ago and he said he had just COPPED 70 QUID some IDIOT had put in a BIRTHDAY card and was spreading the JOY about.

I said if that was the case I'd have a couple of EXTRA bangers too as I was FEELING peckish and I wolfed it down with pleasure thinking it was paid for by some idiot who should have known better.

I can't BELIEVE in this day and AGE that people still send money in BIRTHDAY cards by post and not EXPECT it to get nicked , what is up with some people , I wonder if ANYONE knows any IDIOTS who still send CASH in the post ???
 


SweatyMexican

Well-known member
Mar 31, 2013
4,099
I knew this was coming...
 










Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,989
Goldstone
In my opinion, which I have had independently valued as being worthless, these threads used to be too frequent and got dull. This one however is a nice trip down memory lane, and a goodie, brightening up our no-football week.
 




Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Probably stolen by some far-left, socialist, anti-semite, Labour voting w..k.r, that's used to living off other people's money.
 








Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,903
Living In a Box
Vintage bombing
 




Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Feb 6, 2016
17,625
Indiana, USA
I've just sent TheDuke some money in the post. I accidentally sent 50 quid too much. TheDuke, when you get the money please let me know and send back 50 quid. If you don't get any of the money then send back 150 quid because I'll send you the 100 quid I planned to send you originally. Thanks!

I really hope this works.
 


wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
NSC Patreon
Aug 10, 2007
13,585
Melbourne
I was sitting minding my OWN business in the Cliftonville this morning PLOTTING another ATTACK on the George Street TAP opposite when my pal POP it in PETE the POSTMAN arrived BREATHLESS with excitement. I wondered what was up with him and he came over and SAID he was treating me to a FULL English with an EXTRA slice of BLACK pudding too. I said it was my birthday 3 weeks ago and he said he had just COPPED 70 QUID some IDIOT had put in a BIRTHDAY card and was spreading the JOY about.

I said if that was the case I'd have a couple of EXTRA bangers too as I was FEELING peckish and I wolfed it down with pleasure thinking it was paid for by some idiot who should have known better.

I can't BELIEVE in this day and AGE that people still send money in BIRTHDAY cards by post and not EXPECT it to get nicked , what is up with some people , I wonder if ANYONE knows any IDIOTS who still send CASH in the post ???

Typically socialist, spending other peoples money, but it will run out in the end, always does.
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
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wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
NSC Patreon
Aug 10, 2007
13,585
Melbourne
The sad thing is I think you are not joking.
First time I have felt sorry for Australians.
Cheated twice in a week, firstly in the Cricket, then getting you.

I will console myself by not being dumb enough to send cash through the post, unlike you :lol:
 




Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 24, 2007
10,165
Arundel
Maybe that's wot 'appened TO the CUP FINAL money?
 


Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
I will console myself by not being dumb enough to send cash through the post, unlike you :lol:

But I wasn't dumb enough you half wit, I realised that I was taking a chance, gambled and lost, my only failing was not sorting it out earlier and landing myself in that situation.
I think the relative point is that 6 cards were sent and the 3 with money did not make it and the 3 without did.
Which proves that envelopes are somehow systematically searched for money and nicked, a sad enditement on The Royal Mail, money was often sent through the post in the past with no problems.
Surprised you did not blame it entirely in Johnny Foreigner.
I have consoled myself since finding out that you were leaving,that pissmidgets like you will no longer be walking our streets.
 



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