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Couldn't Be Hyypia

We've come a long long way together
NSC Patreon
Nov 12, 2006
15,899
Near Dorchester, Dorset
OK. Time to nip this in the bud.

If you see anyone with these signs at the Amex, please take pity and explain to them (or their failures-as-parents) that they are sacrificing all self-respect by essentially begging and that they should save up their pocket money and buy kit from the shop.

If it's one of those signs that doesn't even say please, then feel free to give them a lecture on manners and the entitled generation.

Nothing is taking the gloss off yesterday's result, so this helpful advice is shared in a spirit of generosity and a sense of public spiritedness.
 








Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patreon
Oct 27, 2003
20,938
The arse end of Hangleton
"[Insert name]. Can I have your [insert item of kit]"

"[Kelly Brook]. Can I have your [underwear]"

I've got this right haven't I ?
 




BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,779
WeHo
Saw this guy outside the North Stand

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Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
69,883
Maybe one way forward might be SOCK TAGS.

In the early seventies, the original Revie-era Dirty Leeds went on a bit of a PR charm offensive in an attempt to improve their image. They'd come on wearing sock tags attached to their, er, socks, and throw them into the crowd before games. Could work pretty well I reckon, as well as saving the club a fortune in throwing away expensive matchday shirts.

This is what they looked like.

Mick_Jones_Tag-t.jpg


Google Images suggests some teams might still even have them.
 








jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,151
Brighton
Bruno can I have your juicer?

Bet he's got a good one
 
















banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,233
Deep south
Zaha can I have your shirt, I’ve run out of toilet paper, and I’ve heard it it good for mopping up skid marks.
 





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