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[Humour] Curry tonight (joke warning)



essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014
4,079
In two minds about curry choice tonight - Lamb brrrrrr-yiani or Chicken Jalfreezi-ng.

I just can't blimming decide.
 












Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,522
Pilau ice
 


Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
22,954
Old time gag alert:

What's the difference between your penis and your bonus? Your wife will blow your bonus.
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
69,891
Sadly my local curry house is closed until further notice. Lorry skidded and crashed through the front window this morning. Driver's lying in a korma.
 


Stat Brother

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NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,385
West west west Sussex
Spaghetti bolognese.
 


























AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
Curry lover 1:*I am going to try Chicken Tarka Masala tonight. It’s meant to be like Tikka but this is a little ‘otter
Curry lover 2:*Some man in our local Indian Restaurant collapsed with a heart-attack the other night in the middle of eating. Rumour is he had a dodgy Tikka.
Curry lover 1:*Did he fall into a Korma?
Curry lover 2:*No, but he was on the Vinda loo a lot.
Curry lover 1:*This is getting Phaal-sical.
Curry lover 1:*Sorry, I was only Rogan Joshing.
Curry lover 2:*At least his Nan was close by.
Curry lover 1:*And she gave him a Pilau to rest his head on.
Curry lover 2:*They had to revive him with a Chapati on the back.
Curry lover 1:*Which was an Aloo-dicrous thing to do.
Curry lover 2:*But it worked so nobody could Sag-ue with that approach.
Curry lover 1:*And I’m pleased to report he was Raita as rain afterwards.
 



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