[Film] Mis-Heard Football Chants

Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.

Aug 10, 2007

6,154

Ardingly

• Feb 26, 2018

• #1

Like the wombat that I am I have mis-heard ours and other teams chants.

Earliest memory was "Brighton Hard Bag, hello, hello" Instead of "Brighton are back, hello, hello"

Yours?

 

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clarkey

Well-known member

Jan 3, 2006

3,498

• Feb 26, 2018

• #2

At first, thought the second verse of Build a Bonfire was something to do with Myra Hindley, not hiring a hitman.

 

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Berty23

Well-known member

Jun 26, 2012

3,196

• Feb 26, 2018

• #3

Didn't sky sports get loads of complaints when we played Cardiff? Viewers heard "sheep sheep sheep shaggers" not "sea sea Seasiders"

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

NSC Patron

Jul 14, 2013

21,538

Newhaven

• Feb 26, 2018

• #4

Old chant from the 70s " Referee, referee your old lady is a whore "
As I was a young person I thought the North Stand were singing- " Your old lady is a horse "

 

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Deleted member 2719

Guest

• Feb 26, 2018

• #5

Your going home in a sausage ambulance.

 

James Bond's body double

Well-known member

Nov 1, 2009

2,304

Southwick

• Feb 26, 2018

• #6

Johnny Crumplin from the juniors

 

Taybha

Whalewhine

Oct 8, 2008

27,179

Uwantsumorwat

• Feb 26, 2018

• #7

Sieg heil = Seagull , if you happen to be a very upset millwall supporter .

 

Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.

Aug 10, 2007

6,154

Ardingly

• Feb 26, 2018

• Thread starter
• #8

"You left right then" instead of "your left right left"

 

Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...

Mar 18, 2010

29,789

Hove

• Feb 26, 2018

• #9

I will confess to singing 'he only cost a mill, he's better than Brazil' for a few weeks when that first aired...

 

Kalimantan Gull

Well-known member

Aug 13, 2003

12,923

Central Borneo / the Lizard

• Feb 26, 2018

• #10

Away at Swansea this season I was heartily singing, for much of the ninety minutes ' Oh-e-o, Stephens gonna kill ya' -

(which I still think is better than the actual lyrics, by the way )

 

Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.

Aug 10, 2007

6,154

Ardingly

• Feb 26, 2018

• Thread starter
• #11

Away at palace in 80s.

Instead of "Normal Service has resumed". I heard "Normal Herpes has resumed"

Don't ask me why...

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,497

England

• Feb 26, 2018

• #12

Oh the lads. Shoulda seen us coming, Everyone is blue and white and everyone is cumming, on lads and lasses, on their smilling faces, going down on Shaun Harroad, to see the Brighton aces.

 

Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull

Aug 27, 2011

8,544

Brighton

• Feb 26, 2018

• #13

Peterborough (was it three or fours years ago). Swore blind they were sponsored by Pizza Hut as that's what I thought the song being played as they walked out was singing.
It stuck with me for weeks.

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,719

Worthing

• Feb 26, 2018

• #14

mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:

Oh the lads. Shoulda seen us coming, Everyone is blue and white and everyone is cumming, on lads and lasses, on their smilling faces, going down on Shaun Harroad, to see the Brighton aces.

Click to expand...

There is treatment for this kind of thing, you know.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

NSC Patron

Oct 8, 2003

49,957

Faversham

• Feb 26, 2018

• #15

Don't give a wiggle....

(admittedly the real lyrics aren't any better)