[Humour] Friday night a and e thread

Publius Ovidius

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• Jan 26, 2018

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Sat in a&e

Eating dinner, bit into a chip... cut the top of my mouth

As I am on warfarin, it’s been bleeding a lot and won’t stop

2 1/2 hours later.......

 

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• Jan 26, 2018

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Hope your fine, but they must've been bloody sharp chips!

 

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Hope you’re ok. Bet you thought the white had turned to red!!

 

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Good luck Dave. Hope the bleeding stops soon.

 

Peter Ward

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Now that's a crispy chip by anyone's reckoning. A & E no doubt full. Have you got to sort it out yet? Keep us posted and Good luck

 

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Must have been a northern chip, not one of them soft southern chips

 

Publius Ovidius

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Just been seen and have to wait for a dr now. 2 hour wait!

Meanwhile mouth keeps filling up.

Feeling a bit crap now

 

banjo

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• Jan 26, 2018

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I prefer Brown sauce. Hope you’re ok though.

 

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Suck ice cubes.

 

The Clamp

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If it's any consolation on the inconvenience front I've just got home from work after a 5:30 am start and found I have the work keys on me. And I'm not openeing up tomorrow. Back I go.

 

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You're meant to oven cook for 20-25 mins from freezer

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thedonkeycentrehalf

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Need to use the stronger fixodent if your plates are slipping that much

 

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Publius Ovidius said:

Meanwhile mouth keeps filling up.

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Are you spitting or swallowing?


Hope you get sorted soon

 

Publius Ovidius

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Still here and not far off constantly bleeding for 4 hours

Starting to get a tad concerned

 

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• Jan 26, 2018

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Good luck, life with warfarin's no fun. When I was on it, I came off within about two months - much to my relief. I'm sure they will sort you in A&E - all the best

 

vegster

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• Jan 26, 2018

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Can't you spit the blood out into a beaker or something, shame to waste it. It could save the NHS buying it from druggie yanks ?

 

Publius Ovidius

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It’s all kicking off. Drunk man shouting goes into toilet. Pulls emergency chord. Alarm goes off. All hell breaks loose. Coppers here with someone in a hoodie point at the bloke and security rough him up.

Doctor seeing him now

Someone suggested we all go and pull the chords to get seen

Woman sat next to me has been here 6 hours and has been seen twice.

Better than graham norton this is

 

vegster

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Publius Ovidius said:

It’s all kicking off. Drunk man shouting goes into toilet. Pulls emergency chord. Alarm goes off. All hell breaks loose. Coppers here with someone in a hoodie point at the bloke and security rough him up.

Doctor seeing him now

Someone suggested we all go and pull the chords to get seen

Woman sat next to me has been here 6 hours and has been seen twice.

Better than graham norton this is

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Absolute tosh ! Mrs May clearly said at PMQ's that extra capacity was in place and that the NHS is being given all the cash it needs to meet winter demands.

 

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vegster said:

Absolute tosh ! Mrs May clearly said at PMQ's that extra capacity was in place and that the NHS is being given all the cash it needs to meet winter demands.

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You can’t legislate for ****tards. The drunken scum shouldn’t be let in.

 

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• Jan 26, 2018

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Petunia said:

Are you spitting or swallowing?


Hope you get sorted soon

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I'm hoping for this dilemma tomorrow night from a girl I see working. She is filth.

Best wishes, Publius Ovidius.