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Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
A man walked down to the bottom of his garden towards a small wooden building where he kept his lawn mower. As he approached the structure, he noticed several very small lumps all over it which he'd never seen before. He described it as a real warty shed moment.
 




Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
A man walked down to the bottom of his garden towards a small wooden building where he kept his lawn mower. As he approached the structure, he noticed several very small lumps all over it which he'd never seen before. He described it as a real warty shed moment.

Did he keep warty melons in there?

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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
A man walked down to the bottom of his garden towards a small wooden building where he kept his lawn mower. As he approached the structure, he noticed several very small lumps all over it which he'd never seen before. He described it as a real warty shed moment.

I believe this story. Jack Straw is a man of integrity and would not fill this board with falsehoods.
 










Birdie Boy

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2011
4,104
You have to through life with whatever is given to you, warts and all..

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B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
Wart shed he do about it? That is the question.
 


Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patreon
Apr 30, 2013
13,763
Herts
I’m puzzled about the lawn mower. It must hold some relevance to the story, surely, but I can’t see it. Unless the man used it yesterday, and got a toad caught up in it? Messily, the toad was sprayed all over the shed, and it’s toad warts the man can see today. Is that it?
 






hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai
Warts will shed over time.
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
Yes but if it was true he would have taken photos of it

He was only told of it though come to think of it. It wasn’t actually his shed was it. So although I trust Jack Straw, he may have fallen foul of a fibber here.

I had a wart years ago and didn’t like it but it grew on me.
 






Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 24, 2007
10,163
Arundel
Was this a storage or potting shed, what base was it on and did it have an electricity supply, all of these questions need answering, you can't just make sh1t up without the basic facts man ..... ;-)
 






BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,776
WeHo
Was this a storage or potting shed, what base was it on and did it have an electricity supply, all of these questions need answering, you can't just make sh1t up without the basic facts man ..... ;-)

Shiplap or Overlap? Important to know.
 



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