[Football] Nelly Yoa

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Originunknown

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Aug 30, 2011

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SUSSEX

• Jan 9, 2018

• #1

Absolute chancer claiming to be a professional football who is actually living in an alternative universe.

He has had all his lies uncovered but only after some mainstream media exposure. Unbelievable!

http://mashable.com/2018/01/08/nelly-yoa-footballer-commentator/#NIpolgeGtkqC

 

Eeyore

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• Jan 9, 2018

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I'm struggling to feel a sense of OUTRAGE.

I thought he might be close to SINGING for us.

 

WhingForPresident

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• Jan 9, 2018

• #3

Originunknown said:

Absolute chancer claiming to be a professional football who is actually living in an alternative universe.

He has had all his lies uncovered but only after some mainstream media exposure. Unbelievable!

http://mashable.com/2018/01/08/nelly-yoa-footballer-commentator/#NIpolgeGtkqC

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Mad story. Almost impressive that he's managed to brazenly lie to such an extent.

 

dadams2k11

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• Jan 9, 2018

• #4

Thought we were signing him.

 

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Springal

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• Jan 9, 2018

• #5

Was he playing for Palace last night?

 

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Only a matter of time before he links himself with us!

Funny and sad more than anything

https://twitter.com/FOXFOOTBALL/status/950198252875296768?s=17

 

Thunder Bolt

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• Jan 9, 2018

• #7

dadams2k11 said:

Thought we were signing him.

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Not on your nelly.

 

WhingForPresident

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• Jan 9, 2018

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Originunknown said:

Funny and sad more than anything

https://twitter.com/FOXFOOTBALL/status/950198252875296768?s=17

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5 minutes of looking at his Twitter page bought all of this up:

Made a fake Mercedes advert where he was the star [tweet]940466229252300800[/tweet]

Ran a fake YouTube account claiming to be TMZ with only videos of him https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnsaaSvcBIZ4cuSbwPJfoZw

And had another fake channel where he claims to be fighting the same rappers on multiple different occasions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3rsmy56BdA

Tried to crowdfund to make a film about his fake life story with more than quarter of the budget allocated for food and make-up https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/offside-the-real-nelly-yoa-story

And he got the Daily Mail to cover his fake story with photos that clearly aren't even him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...areer-hacked-Sudanese-men-armed-MACHETES.html

****ing hell. This guy has serious issues. How on earth were people fooled by this!? Genuinely baffled.

 

dadams2k11

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• Jan 9, 2018

• #9

Thunder Bolt said:

Not on your nelly.

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See what ya done there. [emoji106]

 

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Sirnormangall

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It’s about time that he packed his trunk and say goodbye to the circus.

 

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• Jan 9, 2018

• #11

WhingForPresident said:

5 minutes of looking at his Twitter page bought all of this up:

Made a fake Mercedes advert where he was the star [tweet]940466229252300800[/tweet]

Ran a fake YouTube account claiming to be TMZ with only videos of him https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnsaaSvcBIZ4cuSbwPJfoZw

And had another fake channel where he claims to be fighting the same rappers on multiple different occasions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3rsmy56BdA

Tried to crowdfund to make a film about his fake life story with more than quarter of the budget allocated for food and make-up https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/offside-the-real-nelly-yoa-story

And he got the Daily Mail to cover his fake story with photos that clearly aren't even him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...areer-hacked-Sudanese-men-armed-MACHETES.html

****ing hell. This guy has serious issues. How on earth were people fooled by this!? Genuinely baffled.

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But - that must be TRUE. This newspaper sells TEN times as many copies as the Guardian.

#prayforlooney

 

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• Jan 9, 2018

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Sirnormangall said:

It’s about time that he packed his trunk and say goodbye to the circus.

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No more tricks for Nelly to perform....

 

Eeyore

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• Jan 9, 2018

• #13

WhingForPresident said:

5 minutes of looking at his Twitter page bought all of this up:

Made a fake Mercedes advert where he was the star [tweet]940466229252300800[/tweet]

Ran a fake YouTube account claiming to be TMZ with only videos of him https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnsaaSvcBIZ4cuSbwPJfoZw

And had another fake channel where he claims to be fighting the same rappers on multiple different occasions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3rsmy56BdA

Tried to crowdfund to make a film about his fake life story with more than quarter of the budget allocated for food and make-up https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/offside-the-real-nelly-yoa-story

And he got the Daily Mail to cover his fake story with photos that clearly aren't even him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...areer-hacked-Sudanese-men-armed-MACHETES.html

****ing hell. This guy has serious issues. How on earth were people fooled by this!? Genuinely baffled.

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They are him. But the picture at Chelsea is most likely taken on a tour of the ground.

The funniest is the one playing on a parks pitch in a far away land (Not English trees) for QPR in the Premier League- without a crowd.

Funniest of all...

The Daily Mail ran the story.....