[Albion] Song for VAR

Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull

Aug 27, 2011

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Brighton

• Jan 8, 2018

• #1

The pressure is on us.
What we do tonight may well be copied all over the country / Europe / World in the future.
So a song or chant or clapping for the VAR.
Feel free to mock.

 

Is it PotG?

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Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Jan 8, 2018

• #2

 

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Seaford by the sea

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Sep 29, 2008

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seaford

• Jan 8, 2018

• #3

Why are we waiting? The VAR is deliberating.

 

Monkey Man

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Jan 30, 2005

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Neither here nor there

• Jan 8, 2018

• #4

On the Albion Roar Alan Wares came up with something like "Video Killed the Diving Zaha", which would be quite an enjoyable way to welcome in the new age, circumstances permitting.

 

Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012

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• Jan 8, 2018

• #5

Monkey Man said:

On the Albion Roar Alan Wares came up with something like "Video Killed the Diving Zaha", which would be quite an enjoyable way to welcome in the new age, circumstances permitting.

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Definitely this.

 

A1X

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Deepest, darkest Sussex

• Jan 8, 2018

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V-A-R, oo-whoa-o
V-A-R, oo-whao-o
It's shown on the TV
While I run for a pee

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011

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• Jan 8, 2018

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Monkey Man said:

On the Albion Roar Alan Wares came up with something like "Video Killed the Diving Zaha", which would be quite an enjoyable way to welcome in the new age, circumstances permitting.

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I came up with this this morning but have not had a chance to log on until now.
If I say so myself it's brilliant, must be sung.

 

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SAC

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May 21, 2014

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• Jan 8, 2018

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I remember the good times said:

The pressure is on us.
What we do tonight may well be copied all over the country / Europe / World in the future.
So a song or chant or clapping for the VAR.
Feel free to mock.

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What do they sing in Italy and Germany, where it is already being used?

 

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Arthritic Toe

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Nov 25, 2005

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Swindon

• Jan 8, 2018

• #9

SAC said:

What do they sing in Italy and Germany, where it is already being used?

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Il video ha ucciso lo Zaha subacqueo
or
Video tötete das Tauchen Zaha

 

Bigtomfu

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Jul 25, 2003

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Harrow

• Jan 8, 2018

• #10

When it goes against us: you’re not fit to VAR, you’re not fit to VAR.

When it works in our favour: VAR my lord, VAR, oh lord VAR


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Worried Man Blues

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Feb 28, 2009

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Swansea

• Jan 8, 2018

• #11

Que sera sera................... Hey Zaha your VARed, whenever you dive your VARed, you might as well go home right now, hey Zaha your VARed

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Jan 8, 2018

• #12

VAR VAR VAR
VAR VAR VAR R
VAR VAR VAR
VAR VAR R

and so on.....

 

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weepete

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Sep 22, 2011

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• Jan 8, 2018

• #13

VAR!
Whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Play it again

 

Acker79

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• Jan 8, 2018

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When the decision inevitably goes against us:

"VAR! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing."

EDIT: Gah! just beaten to it

 

Acker79

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• Jan 8, 2018

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While waiting for the ref to watch replays:

"I want my, I want my, I want my VAR TV"

 

Mr Putdown

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Jan 26, 2004

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Christchurch

• Jan 8, 2018

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Someone came up with “You don’t know what your viewing” on another thread.

Brilliant.

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Jan 8, 2018

• #17

If you want it, I'm gonna be
VAR VAR voom Bloom
If you got it, you got it
You got that Bloom Bloom
If you want it, I'm gonna be

 

Acker79

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• Jan 8, 2018

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To 'Monster'?

"What's that showing on the TV
Is it Eastenders?
Is it Eastenders?"

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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• Jan 8, 2018

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Mr Putdown said:

Someone came up with “You don’t know what your viewing” on another thread.

Brilliant.

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Yes, that and video killed diving Zaha.
There will be more people watching this match than would have done, also a lot of press and media attention, any decisions will be shown over and over again at least for tomorrow, would be great if all stands cotton on to it so everyone watching and listening gets it.
Shame The Amex won't be full.

 

Acker79

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Brighton

• Jan 8, 2018

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Rather than song, everyone just stand up, turn and point to the big screens (even though they won't be showing the footage)


Someone sat behind the screen needs to have a comically oversized remote control and act like they are trying to change the channel.