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[Albion] Crimes against the Albion



GJN1

GJN1

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2014
1,194
Brighton
There have been an increasing number of threads recently demanding a variety of punishments ranging from loyalty points deductions to execution for 'crimes' such as leaving early and non-attendence by ST holders.

I think we should compile a list of these, each with a suitable punishment so we can clear it all up once and for all.

As the late Ron Pickering used to say at the end of We Are The Champions... AWAY YOU GO!
 






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Brian Munich

teH lulZ
Jul 7, 2008
163
Thinking that Piglets Pies are not actually that special and that the pastry is drier than Caroline Lucas's fanny.
 








Baker lite

Baker lite

Banned
Mar 16, 2017
6,309
in my house
Early leavers should be branded, A large E L Seared into their forehead,awful shite that they are.


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Stat Brother

Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,710
West west west Sussex
Tom Hark said:
Anyone leaving their seat on 35-44 minutes to buy a pint should be forced by bye-law to buy a pint of Fosters.
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If you're the sort of person to leave between 35 & 44, I bet you're also the sort of person who drinks Fosters.
 












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Hampster Gull

New member
Dec 22, 2010
13,462
For those “fans” who incessantly moan about our players throughout a season, not just the odd moan but incessant moaning, their loyalty points will be cancelled and distributed to those more rational fans within listening distance.
 




A1X

A1X

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 1, 2017
17,799
Deepest, darkest Sussex
Clapping the away fans for coming when the attendance is announced - horse-whipped on the seafront
 




neilbard

neilbard

Hedging up
Oct 8, 2013
6,245
Tyringham
Hampster Gull said:
For those “fans” who incessantly moan about our players throughout a season, not just the odd moan but incessant moaning, their loyalty points will be cancelled and distributed to those more rational fans within listening distance.
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Rational fans? Best of luck with your search. :lolol:
 






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cjd

Well-known member
Jun 22, 2006
6,104
La Rochelle
Thunder Bolt said:
Bans from starting threads on Nsc, for those who moan about fellow Brighton fans.
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The only sensible post on this thread so far.

Thunder Bolt will obviously have to be stoned.:shrug::shrug::shrug:
 








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