[Humour] Joke Du Jour - the last one for 2017

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narly101

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Feb 16, 2009

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London

• Dec 31, 2017

• #1

I had a sleep over with Darth Vader last night. He invited one of his Grand Moff's as well.

Didn't get a wink of sleep - he was tarkin all night.

 

South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?

NSC Patron

Jan 24, 2009

2,195

Shoreham-a-la-mer

• Dec 31, 2017

• #2

narly101 said:

I had a sleep over with Darth Vader last night. He invited one of his Grand Moff's as well.

Didn't get a wink of sleep - he was tarkin all night.

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No, sorry, I'm trying to find a witty response but the JDJ must have a semblance of humour!

 

Super Steve Earle

Well-known member

Feb 23, 2009

8,354

North of Brighton

• Dec 31, 2017

• #3

narly101 said:

I had a sleep over with Darth Vader last night. He invited one of his Grand Moff's as well.

Didn't get a wink of sleep - he was tarkin all night.

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Not surprised - the Moffs always leave the light on!

 

McTavish

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Nov 5, 2014

1,562

• Dec 31, 2017

• #4

You do know that Darth Vader is a fictional character? If someone who claimed to be Darth Vader invited you for a sleep over, you should probabky be checking that the Imperial forces haven't breached your defences.

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Dec 31, 2017

• #5

How could you distinguish between Darth Vaders snoring or breathing?

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,877

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Jan 1, 2018

• #6

I've heard of Darth Vader, but I thought Grand Moffs was short for Grandmothers, and as for tarkin? Therefore, I Googled "Grand Moffs". I now think I understand the joke. Thank you.
I know the joke where someone was Tolkien in their sleep. He had some terrible hobbits.