[Albion] Influenza - seriously thinking of missing my first home game of the season tomorrow ...

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Deleted User X18H

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #1

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

 

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Brian Munich

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #2

Good. You're a ****.

 

AmexRuislip

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #3

hove born&bred said:

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

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Telegram for @HoveBorn&Bred. STOP Please STOP

HNY to you

 

Bry Nylon

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #4

90 minutes applause?

 

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #5

You've just described the symptoms the rest of us have when reading your posts. Welcome to the club.

#PrayforTimmy.

 

Questions

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #6

You will still do your BN weather report though won’t you ?

I’d be gutted if you missed that out.

 

PILTDOWN MAN

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #7

Man up you tart

 

BNthree

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #8

Well I'm sure your dear old mum would care but the rest of us don't give a monkey's.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #9

Had that early December not nice but it's not flu, it has flu like symptoms admittedly if it was proper flu you would not even be on here.
I had proper flu 2 years ago, no wonder people can die from it.

 

The Clamp

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #10

My old man went through two seasons of Weymouth FC while going through chemo. Didn't miss one match. Jus' sayin.

Also you don't have flu. If you're ever unfortunate enough to get it, you'll know what I mean.

 

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maffew

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #11

hove born&bred said:

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

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Its contageous you know. Stay at home, especially as you are coughing

 

LamieRobertson

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #12

Always a silver lining

 

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maffew

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #13

It could be flu, and I am not talking man flu. Influenza can be severe and horrible, it can also mild - moderate which is also unpleasant

 

Beach Hut

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #14

Just bring your hip flask

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #15

Remedies? Let's start a poll on it!

1. Eye of toad, bat and newt, blend it all, and up your chute.
2. In out in out shake it all about
3. Do the hokey cokey and have a toot
4. And remember to wash your hands on the way out.

 

Wellesley

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #16

hove born&bred said:

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

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I can give you an injection of testosterone if you meet me in the 1901 club toilets. If it doesn't cure you, it will take your mind off it for a while.

 

Cheshire Cat

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Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Dec 31, 2017

• #17

hove born&bred said:

nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

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The whole team seemed to have the same thing yesterday - must be catching.

 

looney

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #18

Maybe its Pneumonic plague that has been going about in Madagascar? Hopes.

 

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maffew

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #19

Wellesley said:

I can give you an injection of testosterone if you meet me in the 1901 club toilets. If it doesn't cure you, it will take your mind off it for a while.

Click to expand...

 

Two Professors

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• Dec 31, 2017

• #20

Just been on Facebook and Viz came up with some top tips:



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(Hot Sperm Gargle).