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[Humour] Haircut Jokes



Dinner with Gotsmanov

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May 30, 2014
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Worthing
Just had a rug rethink and for some reason thought of the jokes that always came out at school when one went in sporting a new bit of Barnet butchery. The ones which I can recall, to my shame, are:

- Who cut your hair? Want me to get them for you?
- You had a haircut? Which one?
- You had a haircut? When are you going back to get it finished?
- Who cut your hair? Flymo?
- Who cut your hair? Some one blind .. (not sure the PC brigade would allow you to name an actual person with this disability though we did at school).

Any more additions to the oeuvre of inanity?
 














Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005
12,068
Whose had a fight with the lawnmower?

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Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,398
In a pile of football shirts
You had a haircut?
No, hair grew inwards and strangled my brain.
 


Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,101
Sussex by the Sea
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maffew

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Dec 10, 2003
8,859
Worcester England
They were rubbish werent they, but rife. Our playground was awash with them along with skoda and "jokes" about people from Pakistan and Ethiopia which seemed to be "ok"
 




Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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Q - What do you call a line of blokes waiting for a haircut?
A - A barber queue
 










B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
Worst was when your mum did it and you look back at your school photos 40 years later :moo:
 




BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
21,450
Newhaven
I went in the barber shop sat in the chair and said " I want my hair cut like Ed Sheeran "
The barber got out the clippers and shaved off all my hair.
I said " Ed Sheeran hasn't got a haircut like this"
The barber said " he would if he came in this f***ing shop "
 






BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
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Newhaven
Little lad goes into a barber shop.
The barber says " how old are you young man ? "
Little lad says " I'm eight "
The barber says " and do you want a haircut? "
Little lad replies " I certainly didn't come in for a shave "
 



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