Sussex Nomad
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Forgot to get the girlie a Christmas card... just been on an hour trip trying to find something half decent. Guess who's in the shithouse?
Anyone else forgotten anything?
Anyone else forgotten anything?
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[Misc] Christmas bloopers
- Thread starter Sussex Nomad
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Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!
I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.
I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.
el punal
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Do what my friend did by mistake, send a 2015/16 fixture list card! Cue hoots of laughter and possibly, just possibly, you might just end up with your goolies still in one piece. Merry Christmas! 
Wellesley
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- Jul 24, 2013
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Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!
I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.
Tight-arse.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you" - Bono, Band Aid, Thatcherite regime 
CorgiRegisteredFriend
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As long as you have gone big time on the present the card becomes inconsequential.
Sussex Nomad
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"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you" - Bono, Band Aid, Thatcherite regime
Did you post on the wrong thread? Spent all of one minute of my life trying to work it out, still a whoooosh though.
Sussex Nomad
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We won't go there either!
Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!
I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.
You have inadvertently reminded me of that old joke about the difference between an egg and a GHS.....
Sussex Nomad
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I found a Co-op some three miles away. It was like a comedy sketch, she said to me, jokingly, at least you've got me a Christmas card and I went oh shit. So she knows I forgot.
el punal
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Brilliant! Here we are darling, something you will always need - a gallon of unleaded. Merry Christmas!!
Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!
I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.
Thank you Kirsty
Coldeanseagull
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Don't worry, I'm sure there is a socialist on here who will help you out.
Me, as profiteer from the Thatcher regime, get the minions below me to shop for me. Anyway, I say tough titties, you won't ever, EVER forget again
Me, as profiteer from the Thatcher regime, get the minions below me to shop for me. Anyway, I say tough titties, you won't ever, EVER forget again
AmexRuislip
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Sussex Nomad
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Some girl said on my facebook she's having three bird for dinner this year, if I had known then what I know now I'd have gone out with her 
el punal
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How very festive! Has it been plucked and stuffed?
AmexRuislip
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This is a question for @Dr. No
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