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[Finance] Are you punching above your weight



Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,136
Uwantsumorwat
Sorry about the prefix , i thought it said Fiance .

Anyway back to the theme , it's nearly Christmas so do you look at your partner and think WTF is she/he doing with a troglodyte like me ?

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Feb 23, 2009
22,840
Brighton factually.....
Sorry about the prefix , i thought it said Fiance .

Anyway back to the theme , it's nearly Christmas so do you look at your partner and think WTF is she/he doing with a troglodyte like me ?

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I guess I am, but it is all relative, she might be ten years younger, But lets see how fecking good she looks in another ten years eh.
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
45,919
at home
after 35 years of marriage, I am still convinced I am punching above my weight.
 




El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,689
Pattknull med Haksprut
I am regularly reminded by the likes of @Publius Ovidius @Hans Kraay Fan Club @Edna Krabappel and @Goldstone1976 that I'm with someone way out of my league.
 




MJsGhost

Remembers
NSC Patreon
Jun 26, 2009
4,410
East
The missus (mistakenly) believes she is punching, when the reality is the opposite.

Not a bad state of affairs TBH
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,341
Faversham
No.

In as much as I have a MASSIVE preferance for non-nutters and have been consistently and repeatedly disappointed, regardless of the flying buttresses, so I am happy to be not disappointed by my present arrangements.

(I would suggest this is the opposite of being damned by faint praise, in case Mrs T takes a peek at this at some distant future moment :kiss:).
 








SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member
Jul 31, 2012
11,702
Incommunicado
No.

In as much as I have a MASSIVE preferance for non-nutters and have been consistently and repeatedly disappointed, regardless of the flying buttresses, so I am happy to be not disappointed by my present arrangements.

(I would suggest this is the opposite of being damned by faint praise, in case Mrs T takes a peek at this at some distant future moment :kiss:).

Do you ever think you were born in the wrong era - like Fred Dibner - I have to read your posts several times and still don't know what you are on about :wink:
 






Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
Without a doubt, and confirmed by Frankie Boyle.

When I first got with my Mrs, Frankie was at his best so keen to impress my new catch I was in quick to bag front row tickets to see him. Mistake.

Dug me out a treat all night, but the killer blow was “ fvck me you punching above your weight”.
 


DJ NOBO

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2004
6,310
Wiltshire
I once went to a comedy night with my then gf. An Aussie comedian clocked us and based his entire routine on how she was too good looking for me.
He wouldn’t leave it alone and kept saying “seriously, you’re gorgeous. what the f*ck are you doing with him?”.
It went from funny, to irritating, to uncomfortable, to weird.
A little while later she left me for a chap who is, to be fair, a clear upgrade on me.
So I suppose the tw*t comedian did have a valid point.
 




Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
Oct 4, 2003
10,898
I once went to a comedy night with my then gf. An Aussie comedian clocked us and based his entire routine on how she was too good looking for me.
He wouldn’t leave it alone and kept saying “seriously, you’re gorgeous. what the f*ck are you doing with him?”.
It went from funny, to irritating, to uncomfortable, to weird.
A little while later she left me for a chap who is, to be fair, a clear upgrade on me.
So I suppose the tw*t comedian did have a valid point.

That story would have been so much better if she’d dumped you for the comedian.
 




LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,487
SHOREHAM BY SEA
I once went to a comedy night with my then gf. An Aussie comedian clocked us and based his entire routine on how she was too good looking for me.
He wouldn’t leave it alone and kept saying “seriously, you’re gorgeous. what the f*ck are you doing with him?”.
It went from funny, to irritating, to uncomfortable, to weird.
A little while later she left me for a chap who is, to be fair, a clear upgrade on me.
So I suppose the tw*t comedian did have a valid point.

She was too shallow for you
 








AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
I'm very lucky to have a misses to put up with my ugly mug every morning.
It's getting to the point where I have to iron my face after coming off my night shift. :eek:
 



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