[Finance] Are you punching above your weight

Taybha · Dec 19, 2017

Sorry about the prefix , i thought it said Fiance .

Anyway back to the theme , it's nearly Christmas so do you look at your partner and think WTF is she/he doing with a troglodyte like me ?

Psychobilly freakout · Dec 19, 2017

Taybha said:
Sorry about the prefix , i thought it said Fiance .

Anyway back to the theme , it's nearly Christmas so do you look at your partner and think WTF is she/he doing with a troglodyte like me ?

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I guess I am, but it is all relative, she might be ten years younger, But lets see how fecking good she looks in another ten years eh.

Publius Ovidius · Dec 19, 2017

after 35 years of marriage, I am still convinced I am punching above my weight.

Baker lite · Dec 19, 2017

Taybha said:
Sorry about the prefix , i thought it said Fiance .

Anyway back to the theme , it's nearly Christmas so do you look at your partner and think WTF is she/he doing with a troglodyte like me ?

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My Mrs is absolute crumpet but then I’m a good looking **** as well.

El Presidente · Dec 19, 2017

I am regularly reminded by the likes of @Publius Ovidius @Hans Kraay Fan Club @Edna Krabappel and @Goldstone1976 that I'm with someone way out of my league.

MJsGhost · Dec 19, 2017

The missus (mistakenly) believes she is punching, when the reality is the opposite.

Not a bad state of affairs TBH

Frankie · Dec 19, 2017

Your Finance sure is a lucky girl :kiss:

Harry Wilson's tackle · Dec 19, 2017

No.

In as much as I have a MASSIVE preferance for non-nutters and have been consistently and repeatedly disappointed, regardless of the flying buttresses, so I am happy to be not disappointed by my present arrangements.

(I would suggest this is the opposite of being damned by faint praise, in case Mrs T takes a peek at this at some distant future moment :kiss:

).

acrossthepond · Dec 19, 2017

I definitely married up, no question....

Dr. No · Dec 19, 2017

Taybha said:
Sorry about the prefix , i thought it said Fiance .

Anyway back to the theme , it's nearly Christmas so do you look at your partner and think WTF is she/he doing with a troglodyte like me ?

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No.

SIMMO SAYS · Dec 19, 2017

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
No.

In as much as I have a MASSIVE preferance for non-nutters and have been consistently and repeatedly disappointed, regardless of the flying buttresses, so I am happy to be not disappointed by my present arrangements.

(I would suggest this is the opposite of being damned by faint praise, in case Mrs T takes a peek at this at some distant future moment ).

Do you ever think you were born in the wrong era - like Fred Dibner - I have to read your posts several times and still don't know what you are on about :wink:

banjo · Dec 19, 2017

I’ve just asked the wife, and she said no she’s not. :blush:

Mr Bridger · Dec 19, 2017

Without a doubt, and confirmed by Frankie Boyle.

When I first got with my Mrs, Frankie was at his best so keen to impress my new catch I was in quick to bag front row tickets to see him. Mistake.

Dug me out a treat all night, but the killer blow was “ fvck me you punching above your weight”.

DJ NOBO · Dec 19, 2017

I once went to a comedy night with my then gf. An Aussie comedian clocked us and based his entire routine on how she was too good looking for me.
He wouldn’t leave it alone and kept saying “seriously, you’re gorgeous. what the f*ck are you doing with him?”.
It went from funny, to irritating, to uncomfortable, to weird.
A little while later she left me for a chap who is, to be fair, a clear upgrade on me.
So I suppose the tw*t comedian did have a valid point.

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo · Dec 19, 2017

Dale Jasper said:
I once went to a comedy night with my then gf. An Aussie comedian clocked us and based his entire routine on how she was too good looking for me.
He wouldn’t leave it alone and kept saying “seriously, you’re gorgeous. what the f*ck are you doing with him?”.
It went from funny, to irritating, to uncomfortable, to weird.
A little while later she left me for a chap who is, to be fair, a clear upgrade on me.
So I suppose the tw*t comedian did have a valid point.

That story would have been so much better if she’d dumped you for the comedian.

hans kraay fan club · Dec 19, 2017

El Presidente said:
I am regularly reminded by the likes of @Publius Ovidius @Hans Kraay Fan Club @Edna Krabappel and @Goldstone1976 that I'm with someone way out of my league.

I can confirm, this is very much the case. :thumbsup:

LamieRobertson · Dec 19, 2017

Dale Jasper said:
I once went to a comedy night with my then gf. An Aussie comedian clocked us and based his entire routine on how she was too good looking for me.
He wouldn’t leave it alone and kept saying “seriously, you’re gorgeous. what the f*ck are you doing with him?”.
It went from funny, to irritating, to uncomfortable, to weird.
A little while later she left me for a chap who is, to be fair, a clear upgrade on me.
So I suppose the tw*t comedian did have a valid point.

She was too shallow for you

studio150 · Dec 19, 2017

No, but then I married the wrong sister

Cheshire Cat · Dec 19, 2017

AmexRuislip · Dec 19, 2017

I'm very lucky to have a misses to put up with my ugly mug every morning.
It's getting to the point where I have to iron my face after coming off my night shift.

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