crodonilson
He/Him
Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars??
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They want to open the doors themselves
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They want to open the doors themselves
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[Politics] Crodo’s Christmas Cracker
- Thread starter crodonilson
- Start date
Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars??
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They want to open the doors themselves
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Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Oh dear, laughing at your own jokes, never a good sign.
I had some German Xmas cake last night.
Stollen?
No, I bought it from the supermarket.
(Xmas is not Xmas until I’ve said this gag at least 15 times)
Stollen?
No, I bought it from the supermarket.
(Xmas is not Xmas until I’ve said this gag at least 15 times)
1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,185
Yes, but imagine the hours of fun trying to guess which famous supporter is on your party hat
Crodo is poster of the year again for me, and by some considerable margin.
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
because they are selfish *****
Besides, I didn't think they were too bothered about opening doors, its the closing they like
Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars??
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They want to open the doors themselves
I'm a bit disappointed you didn't organise a PDC Darts World Championship sweepstake. I wonder who you'd have pulled out of the hat?
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,161
Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars??
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They want to open the doors themselves
Blimey, it's just like watching the #southernfail twitter feed, where every joe blog and his dog is posting that exact same thing and awarding themselves points for originality
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,569
because they are selfish *****
Besides, I didn't think they were too bothered about opening doors, its the closing they like
"Southern Rail apologises to customers for the delay to your service. This has been caused by the cardboard doors jamming. A replacement advent service will available outside the station."
pearl
Well-known member
Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars??
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They want to open the doors themselves
Because the OBS left them RMT
crodonilson
He/Him
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- #12
Anyone else got any decent Christmas Cracker jokes?
Just reading this thread (and I didn't check the date) and I thought, "Ah great, Buzzer's posting again". Then I realised it was 2017 
I checked his profile and he hasn't been on here since August. I thought he'd been quiet. I hope he's just taking a break and hasn't given up on NSC, as he was by some distance the best poster on here.
I checked his profile and he hasn't been on here since August. I thought he'd been quiet. I hope he's just taking a break and hasn't given up on NSC, as he was by some distance the best poster on here.
No, but I've been meaning to ask if you are Ray Sharpton from Atlanta.
https://www.disboards.com/threads/international-gateway-ecv-rental.3702178/#post-59651528
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10210180487856015&set=picfp.1453652771&type=3&theater
crodonilson
He/Him
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- #15
He's my twin brother.