[Albion] A Lewis Dunk song idea - happy to put it to the NSC committee

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Tooting Gull

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A Lewis Dunk song idea – to tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy, and loosely inspired by the United Zlatan song. Not one for the kids…

Lewis Dunk is from our town, he is a Brighton hero
He came to us from down the road and cost us f***ing zero
Zaha is a diving ****, Dunk put him in the hoardings,
Crystal Palace f**k off home, they never could afford him

 

Dougie

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Not one for the kids ? It’s written by one isn’t it !

 

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Tooting Gull

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Well, yes. But the fact that you've bitten first makes me like it more !!

 

AmexRuislip

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• Dec 10, 2017

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Dougie said:

Not one for the kids ? It’s written by one isn’t it !

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Cheshire Cat

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Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Dec 10, 2017

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Erm.......






















......No.

 

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You’re going down with the seaweeds, down with the seaweeds.

 

Buzzer

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Tooting Gull said:

A Lewis Dunk song idea – to tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy, and loosely inspired by the United Zlatan song. Not one for the kids…

Lewis Dunk is from our town, he is a Brighton hero
He came to us from down the road and cost us f***ing zero
Zaha is a diving ****, Dunk put him in the hoardings,
Crystal Palace f**k off home, they never could afford him

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Gets my vote. Well-known tune, profanities aplenty and a pop at Palace. What's not to like?