maffew
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Anyone used or had any joy with one? I joined one for fun and just got reported for the bit in my ideal partner section and they have deleted it 
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[Misc] Dating websites
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maffew
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Ideal partner
5' 7" blonde blue eyes 25-32 yrs old with curvy or slim build though will consider a brunette or even a redhead as long as its not ginger and you arent too fiery
In order for you would to date me to I would need you to allow me to sniff coke off your ample (DD minimum) breasts and wear my Brighton and Hove Albion shirt during sex this is non negotiable
I like fine wines
If you have a twin sister then thats a bonus - you wont hear any 'your mum jokes' - as is liking drum and bass and Snow Patrol
14 March is an important day in your calendar as it's when I get a steak and a blow job. I dont care much for valentines day
Other than that I am not really fussy except you need to have a sense of homour and be happy to share a bill when eating out, not share my dessert
My favourite film is ClockWork Orange and I like The Shining too
Look forward to hearing from you
5' 7" blonde blue eyes 25-32 yrs old with curvy or slim build though will consider a brunette or even a redhead as long as its not ginger and you arent too fiery
In order for you would to date me to I would need you to allow me to sniff coke off your ample (DD minimum) breasts and wear my Brighton and Hove Albion shirt during sex this is non negotiable
I like fine wines
If you have a twin sister then thats a bonus - you wont hear any 'your mum jokes' - as is liking drum and bass and Snow Patrol
14 March is an important day in your calendar as it's when I get a steak and a blow job. I dont care much for valentines day
Other than that I am not really fussy except you need to have a sense of homour and be happy to share a bill when eating out, not share my dessert
My favourite film is ClockWork Orange and I like The Shining too
Look forward to hearing from you
sussex_guy2k2
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- Jun 6, 2014
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I know this is a joke, but it’s online rule number 1 not to try and be funny in your profile section. Women just don’t get it.
hart's shirt
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Take out the bit about liking fine wines.
GT49er
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.....and ultimately the blokes don't get it either!
hart's shirt
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Keep the Brighton and Hove Albion shirt though. Priorities when it comes to first loves and all that.
And ladies who appreciate football are generally great.
And ladies who appreciate football are generally great.
Huple
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I found my wife on a dating site, the type you hook up for sex with no strings. Bitch said she was staying downstairs ironing.
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We all have.
Huple
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I wouldn’t bother. Creases in all my sleeves.
