[Football] Keeper sent off for urinating !

Don Tmatter · Oct 28, 2017

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11102817/salford-citys-max-crocombe-sent-off-for-urinating-towards-end-of-clash-with-bradford-park-avenue

Never heard anything like it before not as if it was a County League match or parks football.

LamieRobertson · Oct 28, 2017

Is someone taking the piss

BN9 BHA · Oct 28, 2017

LamieRobertson said:
Is someone taking the piss

Well done Lamie, I didn't think it would be long before someone posted it.

Bry Nylon · Oct 28, 2017

Let's hope Maty Ryan isn't caught short.

Mackenzie · Oct 28, 2017

Piss off.

Conelli98 · Oct 28, 2017

Picture please....

jonny.rainbow · Oct 28, 2017

Wee've all been there.

Best thing to do when urine that situation.

BN9 BHA · Oct 28, 2017

Bry Nylon said:
Let's hope Maty Ryan isn't caught short.

I see what you did there. :smile:

Bry Nylon · Oct 28, 2017

Salford City's Number One :clap2:

BN9 BHA · Oct 28, 2017

Bry Nylon said:
Salford City's Number One

When I opened this thread I thought Bry is going to love this. :smile:

LamieRobertson · Oct 28, 2017

bn9 bha said:
Well done Lamie, I didn't think it would be long before someone posted it.

Couldn’t resist it

Raleigh Chopper · Oct 28, 2017

Don Tmatter said:
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11102817/salford-citys-max-crocombe-sent-off-for-urinating-towards-end-of-clash-with-bradford-park-avenue

Never heard anything like it before not as if it was a County League match or parks football.

See the last paragraph which is even funnier.

ferring seagull · Oct 28, 2017

LamieRobertson said:
Couldn’t resist it

And 'that' is the problem !!

BNthree · Oct 28, 2017

So did he whip it out and piss against the post or did he wet himself?

AmexRuislip · Oct 28, 2017

jonny.rainbow said:
Wee've all been there.

Best thing to do when urine that situation.

I think urine over our head with that joke :nono:

ferring seagull · Oct 28, 2017

Has this been leaked by the media ?

Lindfield by the Pond · Oct 28, 2017

So did he wang it out, or did he just dribble it down his legs?

Was on a packed tube many years ago after watching England at the Oval. As you do in the big smoke, you often look at your feet, as the carriage bumps around. Saw a large puddle appearing? Was pretty sure it wasn't me, and looked up at this bloke whose face was just pure horror.......what would you do?

GT49er · Oct 28, 2017

Bry Nylon said:
Salford City's Number One

Good job it was not a Salford City Number Two, I suppose............

On a slightly more serious note, exactly what rule of football did he break? I've never heard of urinating being covered in the regulations anywhere.

Seaford by the sea · Oct 29, 2017

Didn't kuipers do this at Withdean once? Or am I making it up

Herr Tubthumper · Oct 29, 2017

The consensus was that he had to go.

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