[Football] Footballing quotes

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MrSnuggles

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Apr 29, 2016

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• Oct 26, 2017

• #1

Just been reading several very humorous quotes from Gordon Strachan when being interviewed. Here's a few...

Reporter: "So Gordon, any changes?"
Strachan: "Naw, still 5 foot six, ginger and a big nose"

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity."

Anyone else recall any humorous footballing quotes?

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,299

Sussex by the Sea

• Oct 26, 2017

• #2

Irish commentator George Hamilton

“Cardiff’s owner is a billionaire. He’s worth about £850million.”

Former cricketer Ronnie Irani

“Who’ll win the league? It’s a toss of a coin between three of them.”

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

18,609

Born In Shoreham

• Oct 26, 2017

• #3

MrSnuggles said:

Just been reading several very humorous quotes from Gordon Strachan when being interviewed. Here's a few...

Reporter: "So Gordon, any changes?"
Strachan: "Naw, still 5 foot six, ginger and a big nose"

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity."

Anyone else recall any humorous footballing quotes?

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He jokes because he's a shite manager

 

Jimmy Grimble

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Nov 10, 2007

9,744

Starting a revolution from my bed

• Oct 26, 2017

• #4

Not a quote but a Jasper Carrot joke I heard earlier that reminded me of Palace. Imagine it being told at the start of the season/just into the season. Something along the lines of:

"Birmingham are running a 'time of the first goal' competition so thought I'd enter myself into it. Handed over my money and got given an envelope with my time in side. Opened it to find it said 'October'!."

Made me laugh anyway[emoji38]