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DTES

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
6,022
London
Quality. I'm gutted that I only just read this thread for the first time.

BTW Hiney, you don't send your children to St Anne's School do you? Absolutely full of pikey's there, most of them come into Woolies thinking they're the dogs bollocks...
 

Hiney

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Jul 5, 2003
19,390
Penrose, Cornwall
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
 
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Hiney

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
19,390
Penrose, Cornwall
DTES said:
Quality. I'm gutted that I only just read this thread for the first time.

BTW Hiney, you don't send your children to St Anne's School do you? Absolutely full of pikey's there, most of them come into Woolies thinking they're the dogs bollocks...

Wildern School, Hedge End, where our eldest son is Head Boy

Not a Pikey in sight (well, sort of.......)

Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

:clap2:
 
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B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
You should have noticed by the non burberry door mate :lolol: :lolol:
 

DTES

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
6,022
London
hiney said:
Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I am alive once again. Those two months in the new place without internet access were awful, may I never go through such again. :D
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,456
England
hiney said:
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:


:clap2: :clap2: :lolol: :lolol:
 

Croydonbloke

Palace in Sussex
Sep 1, 2004
6,830
West Sussex
On the Left Wing said:
Live pictures .... the entire street has joined in:

mud20wrestling2050.jpg
Thanks for following my instructions earlier re:- mud bath.
 

On the Left Wing

KIT NAPIER
Oct 9, 2003
7,094
Wolverhampton
hiney said:
Wildern School, Hedge End, where our eldest son is Head Boy

Not a Pikey in sight (well, sort of.......)

Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

:clap2:

They have head boys at detention centres these days???? What is the world coming to!!!

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
hiney said:
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
:lolol:
 


Brovion

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 6, 2003
19,295
hiney said:
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys
That's better! That's the Britain we read about in the Daily Mail.
 

Wardy

NSC's Benefits Guru
Oct 9, 2003
11,219
In front of the PC
hiney said:
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

You should write for the Daily Sport:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
 


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Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
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On the Left Wing

KIT NAPIER
Oct 9, 2003
7,094
Wolverhampton
I agree .... it seems we have all become part of a reality TV show in the Hiney's home this week
:clap: :clap: :clap:
 

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