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    sod the Stevenage Boro chat sites they're all full of football stuff. This is the really important issue of the day.

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      Originally posted by hiney
      Try this instead:

      I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the ****ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

      We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

      As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to **** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

      Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a ****ing liability mate"

      We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

      It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

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      That's better! That's the Britain we read about in the Daily Mail.
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      Originally posted by hiney
      Try this instead:

      I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the ****ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

      We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

      As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to **** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

      Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a ****ing liability mate"

      We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

      It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

      1-0 to The Hineys

      You should write for the Daily Sport
    • #114
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      quality Hiney........nuff said!!



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      Originally posted by magoo
      Yes a bit to be honest.
      It's the one on the left. Nice funbags!
      The other one looks like Steptoe.
      Good call Magoo, knew I could rely on you for careful consideration
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      im sure you can see her nips!!!

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      You can't beat sitting at home flicking yourself off to Trisha.
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      Sorry to shamelessly bounce this, but can this thread can into NSC Gold, please? I don't normally laugh out loud at many threads, but this one really does deserve a good suck on the comedy pipe.
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      I agree .... it seems we have all become part of a reality TV show in the Hiney's home this week
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