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[Albion] How will Glenn Murray react if he scores for the Albion against Palace at the Amex?

How will Glenn Murray react if he scores for the Albion against PaLLLLLLLace at the Amex?

  • Go absolutely ballistic, over-the-top joyous

    Votes: 32 12.2%
  • Celebrate as if it were just another goal

    Votes: 69 26.2%
  • Muted textbook my-old-club non-celebration

    Votes: 152 57.8%
  • Run to the Palace fans and immediately request forgiveness

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • Other (please state)

    Votes: 6 2.3%

  • Total voters
    263


Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
55,529
Back in Sussex
He likes a goal celebration, our Glenn, apart from when he scored against us.

What do you think he'll do?
 

Megazone

On his last warning
Jan 28, 2015
8,679
Northern Hemisphere.
He'll run up to the the PaLLLLLLLace end and faint due to the stench of their fans.

(why is PaLLLLLLLace not being spelt properly on NSC?)

Correction: I've just worked it out. The misspelling makes total sense now. It's going to be a long name come xmas!
 

Commander

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Apr 28, 2004
12,766
London
Run the entire length of the pitch over to the Palace fans, cupping his ear as he runs all the way past them, before finishing with a somersault ending up with both his fingers stuck up at them, and then spitting into the crowd.

(He won’t celebrate).


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WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
25,549
I think it will be a normal celebration but voted for ballistic, over the top, apeshit. Wouldn't that be great
 


Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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I think it will be a normal celebration but voted for ballistic, over the top, apeshit. Wouldn't that be great

It would.

For those still on the Murray fence, it would be the final act required to indicate that it was just a horrible mistake and we should all put it behind us.
 

Kuipers Supporters Club

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Feb 10, 2009
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LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
I'd like to see a length of the pitch run (Brum away) but to the PaLLLLLLLace fans. Like ex PaLLLLLLLace hero Emmanuel "Barn Door" Adebayor did for City v Arsenal. Although he'd probably get banned so this will stay as an amusing fantasy.
 


Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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Assuming its in front of the smelly ones then I think he will drop his shorts to reveal his manhood in the shape of a seagull. The said Seagull/manhood will bounce around screeching seagulls seagulls seagulls. When Murray receives a yellow card or a red card for the celebration he will charge into the PaLLLLLLLace fans Cantona style and kill three stone cold immediately, the rest of the PaLLLLLLLace fans will run and run as they always have done. Glenn will then jog off towards the West Stand, Liz Costa will scream at the sight of the Seagull manhood, Chris will shake him warmly by the hand and the West Stand will combust in a mass of streamers, paper and general shit.

If its a goal in the North Stand, all of the above, but Glenn has to run the length of the pitch first.

ps) I voted for the third option.
 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
29,524
On the Border
Stoppage time penalty (7-0) at the South End, he runs to his left going mad in front of the entirely empty away area, as the Palace faithful left after the 5th was scored in the 23rd minute.

We can all dream
 


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
30,499
He'll score a last minute winner at their end, run over to their fans, nick a scarf off some kid, pretend to wipe his arse with it, throw it back into their unwashed masses then throw himself into the South-West corner and crowd-surf back to the halfway line.
 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,647
Location Location
I don't think he'll go in the slightest bit mental. He'll just have an overwhelming feeling of relief, as frankly, it'd be bloody embarrassing if he DIDN'T score against them. Humiliating even.
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
He'll dive into the North Stand and crowd surf like Baldock.

I do hope not, do you not realise how badly injured Baldock got doing that and then running around Brighton? :wink:
 

Taybha

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Oct 8, 2008
27,110
Uwantsumorwat
I kinda hope it will be like this , .... please note the chap in the clip is not Glen Murray ...... honestly .

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