What's made a mess of my lawn?

albionalbino · Oct 6, 2017

I woke up to find a couple of mounds of earth in my garden about one/two ft across, doesn't seem to be a hole below. I live in rural West Sussex and guessing moles? Any tips on how to control the problem without harming anything?

Petee · Oct 6, 2017

Triggaaar · Oct 6, 2017

AmexRuislip · Oct 6, 2017

albionalbino said:
I woke up to find a couple of mounds of earth in my garden about one/two ft across, doesn't seem to be a hole below. I live in rural West Sussex and guessing moles? Any tips on how to control the problem without harming anything?

Did Katie Price trip up on your lawn?

Petee · Oct 6, 2017

Triggaaar said:

Live scenes from Selhurst Park!

Arthritic Toe · Oct 6, 2017

albionalbino said:
I woke up to find a couple of mounds of earth in my garden about one/two ft across, doesn't seem to be a hole below. I live in rural West Sussex and guessing moles? Any tips on how to control the problem without harming anything?

Top marks for powers of deduction.

Seagull kimchi · Oct 6, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePU5CIHpas

PTC Gull · Oct 6, 2017

Boys 9d · Oct 6, 2017

I read some years ago that a number of children's windmills were fixed in a lawn and after a while the moles got fed up with the noise and moved away. Probably nonsense but worth a try if you don't want to harm them.

GreersElbow · Oct 6, 2017

looks like you've got a problem

Taybha · Oct 6, 2017

You need to send Questions a PM , he has been getting rid of unwanted things in his garden since he could ride a bike .

Wellesley · Oct 6, 2017

Try a verbal warning first. If that doesn't work, smash their f#cking heads in.

The Andy Naylor Fan Club · Oct 6, 2017

albionalbino said:
i woke up to find a couple of mounds of earth in my garden about one/two ft across, doesn't seem to be a hole below. I live in rural west sussex and guessing moles? Any tips on how to control the problem without harming anything?

amexruislip said:
did katie price trip up on your lawn?

ruuuuuunnnnn

Daffy Duck · Oct 6, 2017

You should take away their loyalty points. They won't try that again!!

A mex eyecan · Oct 6, 2017

can't you have moles removed at your doctors?

sjamesb3466 · Oct 6, 2017

My parents cats keep catching moles and bringing them into the house alive and seemingly unharmed. Maybe they could loan them to you!

KNC · Oct 6, 2017

Catch them, then bury them alive.

Gwylan · Oct 6, 2017

sjamesb3466 said:
My parents cats keep catching moles and bringing them into the house alive and seemingly unharmed. Maybe they could loan them to you!

My dog's a dab hand at digging them up too. I have to rescue them while they're still unharmed

Coldeanseagull · Oct 6, 2017

sjamesb3466 said:
My parents cats keep catching moles and bringing them into the house alive and seemingly unharmed. Maybe they could loan them to you!

I think he has enough moles already

tiberious · Oct 6, 2017

theres only one way to get rid of a mole..... blow its bloody head off.... I have a shotgun you can rent..... good rates

or garlic and mothballs they bloody love it...they stop digging you just end up with fat moles.....

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