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When will palace score their first goal?
- Thread starter scousefan
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Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,033
As pathetic as it sounds I'm actually angsty about them scoring because this goalless run of theirs is so fantastic. At 2-0 down against United yesterday with the loss pretty much guaranteed, for them to have scored a consolation would have you tarnished the result massively for me. As a Palace fan said 'Harry Kane 7 goals in 7 games, Palace 0 goals in 7 matches'
martin tyler
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- Jan 25, 2013
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I'm enjoying the run. At some point they will get a lucky break in front of goal but until then I'll enjoy it while it lasts. I would rather they had scored 1 before their AMEX trip though. I don't want us to be the team that concedes first to them. Personally I think they will score V West Ham
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,462
I think they will score vs Chelsea. That way it's only upside. As they say, it's the hope that kills you
Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 9,848
Or someone scores an own goal for them. Mind you, they'd need to be in advanced attacking position to do that.
melias shoes
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- Oct 14, 2010
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beorhthelm
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- Jul 21, 2003
- 35,302
i thnk we all fear that with each passing game and laughter at their predicament, the game they'll turn it around at is Amex.
TheJasperCo
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Would you rather Palace draw 0-0 - thus getting their first point of the season...or for them to score a goal but still get thrashed?
A goal and get thrashed. A pointless Palace is for best. #crystalpalacepointless
hart's shirt
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They will never score again.
Ever.
Ever.
Goring-by-Seagull
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- Jan 5, 2012
- 1,980
I'm hoping they're trailing 1-0, get a 95th minute penalty - to secure them their first point and get a goal on the board... And sky it. Won't get much better than that.
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
- 13,416
There's a hilarious goal of the month for them on Facebook which just shows their cup goal on a loop [emoji23]
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Norman Potting
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I am confident that their first goal will be at the Amex. As I have already posted on another thread it will be an own goal and we will win 1 - 0 
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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This would be one of the funniest things to ever witness!!! Footballing gods if you're listening...I am confident that their first goal will be at the Amex. As I have already posted on another thread it will be an own goal and we will win 1 - 0
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nicko31
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Palace are finally getting a good dose of karma, still very early though plenty of time to sack Woy
Our goalkeeper has scored as many league goals as their entire team this season. Lovely stuff.
The Fifth Column
Retired ex-cop
Alas one potential source of goals, Rickie Lambert, has retired from football after hearing Palace were interested in signing him to solve their current striker crisis. Lambert said,"When I heard of Palace's interest I knew then that it was time to retire, people say you should always leave something when in a positive situation and the thought of finishing my career playing in a rundown shack of a stadium in a team of no hopers being abused by the fans if I didn't score after 2 games made the decision an easy one".