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Could Palace score against themselves?



clapham_gull

clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,296
On a theoretical basis ?

Not own goals but if the team was to literally duplicate as if from the script of a footbal based sci fi horror film set in Croydon.

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LowKarate

LowKarate

New member
Jan 6, 2004
2,002
Wombling free
If we're going to theorise with limitless possibility, then under the principles of String Theory (where apparently unconnected particles interact with other particles in ways that we cannot observe), it would then suggest that some of the physical particles of Palace players are actually interacting with particles of Manchester City, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Brightnovalbion and even Bognor Regis players whenever they score goals.

In this reality, Crystal Palace players are scoring all of the time, but they're not getting the credit they deserve.

#PalaceGoalsStringTheory
 










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loz

Well-known member
Apr 27, 2009
2,232
W.Sussex
No only could we not score if we played ourselfs, but we probably would concede at least a couple ��
 




Boys 9d

Boys 9d

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Jan 3, 2012
1,793
Lancing
Does anyone know if they beat Bromley?
 












Mellotron

Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,826
Brighton
Like Schrodinger's football match.

They cannot score, yet they cannot keep a clean sheet. So if they played themselves, a paradox would be created, possibly causing a rip in the space/time continuum and sucking us all into a black hole.
 




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Postman Pat

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Jul 24, 2007
6,971
Coldean
LowKarate said:
If we're going to theorise with limitless possibility, then under the principles of String Theory (where apparently unconnected particles interact with other particles in ways that we cannot observe), it would then suggest that some of the physical particles of Palace players are actually interacting with particles of Manchester City, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Brightnovalbion and even Bognor Regis players whenever they score goals.

In this reality, Crystal Palace players are scoring all of the time, but they're not getting the credit they deserve.

#PalaceGoalsStringTheory
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In some parallel universe there is a free-scoring Palace team who have won every game.

Must say I prefer this version.
 




clapham_gull

clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,296
Having thought about this.

They can technically score against themselves but everytime a goal is scored a goal is scored against.

Thus the game will always end in a draw.

Even though the likelihood of Palace conceding is usually high, since they are both playing Palace the likelihood is very low.

The game cannot possibly end in any result but a nil nil draw.

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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,494
England
To be fair to them, they may get 4 goals by 2018

Chelsea Home - No goals
Newcastle Away - No goals
West Ham Home - 1 goal
Spurs Away - No Goals
Everton Home - 1 goal
Stoke home - 1 goal
Brighton away - No goals
W Brom away - No goals
Bmuff Home - 1 goal
Watford home - No goals
Leicester away - No goals
Swansea away - No goals
Arsenal home - No goals
Man City Home - No Goals
 


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