New Neighbours

Gazwag said:

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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Gazwag said:

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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brightn'ove said:

Those bedsheets look mid-90s, **** me.

Send your folks my sincere condolences.

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Gazwag said:

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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Psychobilly freakout said:

Wow we have specialists in football bed linen on NSC, **** me.

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WhingForPresident said:

This does depend on them having an unsecured Wi-Fi printer, which is a fairly big if, but if they do, hook up to it and get this printed out every time they concede:

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Westdene Seagull said:

Can your Dad piss over the fence ?

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WhingForPresident said:

This does depend on them having an unsecured Wi-Fi printer, which is a fairly big if, but if they do, hook up to it and get this printed out every time they concede:

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DavidRyder said:

This made me almost choke on my sarnie

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Papa Lazarou said:

But just imagine if they DO have an unsecured wireless printer!

Imagine their surprise.

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brightn'ove said:

er, what?

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Gazwag said:

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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Psychobilly freakout said:

If I need to explain, you obviously are not on the same wavelength as an idiot like me....

It was sarcasm....

And not in aimed at you in a bad way.

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The red pepper kid said:

perhaps its what the dogs GO TO THE TOILET on

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