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Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,985
Goldstone
Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?

The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are
fully insured... we can find a budget
and time to satisfy you

Our specialist cleans are;
after builds
empty tenancies
leisure facilities (hot tubs)
but no job is out of our specialist hands

Let us do it for you!
 


LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,485
SHOREHAM BY SEA
Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?

The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are
fully insured... we can find a budget
and time to satisfy you

Our specialist cleans are;
after builds
empty tenancies
leisure facilities (hot tubs)
but no job is out of our specialist hands

Let us do it for you!

Was there a telephone number..name the company.. you could pm if you wish :whistle:
 


LVGull

New member
May 13, 2016
1,959
Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?

The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are
fully insured... we can find a budget
and time to satisfy you

Our specialist cleans are;
after builds
empty tenancies
leisure facilities (hot tubs)
but no job is out of our specialist hands

Let us do it for you!

Put a picture up
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,985
Goldstone
Put a picture up
I don't want to give them free advertising.

Oh no, I've been duped. I've called up and said 'I'd like to have a quick f*** please' and the lady has politely replied 'I'm sorry it looks like that on the flyer, it's actually a quick FLICK'. Since I was already on the phone I've ordered that.
 


LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,485
SHOREHAM BY SEA
I don't want to give them free advertising.

Oh no, I've been duped. I've called up and said 'I'd like to have a quick f*** please' and the lady has politely replied 'I'm sorry it looks like that on the flyer, it's actually a quick FLICK'. Since I was already on the phone I've ordered that.

Oh well...it had a happy ending after all
 








The Clamp

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jan 11, 2016
24,272
West is BEST
Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?

The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are
fully insured... we can find a budget
and time to satisfy you

Our specialist cleans are;
after builds
empty tenancies
leisure facilities (hot tubs)
but no job is out of our specialist hands

Let us do it for you!

Best thing you can do is find a return address and then break their flyer down to its elemental paragraphs and points you disagree with, quote each sub-section and then write your reaction to each one underneath. They'll be so ****ing bored they will never bother you again.
All the best.
 






bWize

Well-known member
Nov 6, 2007
1,676
Best thing you can do is find a return address and then break their flyer down to its elemental paragraphs and points you disagree with, quote each sub-section and then write your reaction to each one underneath. They'll be so ****ing bored they will never bother you again.
All the best.

:lol:
 






spence

British and Proud
Oct 15, 2014
9,811
Crawley
Best thing you can do is find a return address and then break their flyer down to its elemental paragraphs and points you disagree with, quote each sub-section and then write your reaction to each one underneath. They'll be so ****ing bored they will never bother you again.
All the best.

:lolol:
 







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