Cleaning services

Triggaaar said:

Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?

The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are
fully insured... we can find a budget
and time to satisfy you

Our specialist cleans are;
after builds
empty tenancies
leisure facilities (hot tubs)
but no job is out of our specialist hands

Let us do it for you!

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Triggaaar said:

Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?

The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are
fully insured... we can find a budget
and time to satisfy you

Our specialist cleans are;
after builds
empty tenancies
leisure facilities (hot tubs)
but no job is out of our specialist hands

Let us do it for you!

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LVGull said:

Put a picture up

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Triggaaar said:

I don't want to give them free advertising.

Oh no, I've been duped. I've called up and said 'I'd like to have a quick f*** please' and the lady has politely replied 'I'm sorry it looks like that on the flyer, it's actually a quick FLICK'. Since I was already on the phone I've ordered that.

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LamieRobertson said:

Oh well...it had a happy ending after all

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Triggaaar said:

They must have gone through dozens of fonts before they found one that made FLICK look like ****.

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Triggaaar said:

Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?

The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are
fully insured... we can find a budget
and time to satisfy you

Our specialist cleans are;
after builds
empty tenancies
leisure facilities (hot tubs)
but no job is out of our specialist hands

Let us do it for you!

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LamieRobertson said:

Oh well...it had a happy ending after all

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The Clamp said:

Best thing you can do is find a return address and then break their flyer down to its elemental paragraphs and points you disagree with, quote each sub-section and then write your reaction to each one underneath. They'll be so ****ing bored they will never bother you again.
All the best.

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The Clamp said:

They'll be so ****ing bored they will never bother you again.

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The Clamp said:

Best thing you can do is find a return address and then break their flyer down to its elemental paragraphs and points you disagree with, quote each sub-section and then write your reaction to each one underneath. They'll be so ****ing bored they will never bother you again.
All the best.

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Triggaaar said:

I kind of hoped you'd never bother me again, but I guess you've got little else going on.

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