pearl
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Zipwire Blip Leaves Family Devastated
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just cheered myself up
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I saw that. He'll thank his mum when he gets back to school and all his schoolmates rip it out of him for chickening out. It's the mum's fault anyway. Here's how this should have played out:
"Mum can I go on the zip wire"
"No. It's £30"
"But I really want to"
"You're 8, it doesn't matter what you want"
End of.
"Mum can I go on the zip wire"
"No. It's £30"
"But I really want to"
"You're 8, it doesn't matter what you want"
End of.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15508078.Zip_wire_blip_leaves_family_devastated/
The ticket is valid for a year. Sell it on to someone who wants it.
The ticket is valid for a year. Sell it on to someone who wants it.
Deadly Danson
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I loved the story. What on earth would possess her to go to the papers.
Give it a day and the headline will be "striker transfer business leaves fan devastated" with a sad picture of any one of NSCs finest whingers.
The trademark "ITS A DISCRACE INNIT" compo face:
greyseagull
New member
"He has anxiety". So what do you do when your son is 8-years old, has anxiety and goes back to school next week - go to the press. 
maltaseagull
Well-known member
Wouldn't get her picture in the paper that way ?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
"He has anxiety". So what do you do when your son is 8-years old, has anxiety and goes back to school next week - go to the press.
Exactly. What are his schoolmates going to say/do?
More cracking local news I stumbled upon recently:
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/...ed_for_not_living_up_to__jumbo__expectations/
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/...ed_for_not_living_up_to__jumbo__expectations/
Nothing evokes nostalgic images of rural England, of Constables Haywain, babbling brooks running into ice still mill ponds, of rosy cheeked vicars daughters cavorting in the golden hayfields with the big eared boys from the farm , of the villagers pitching in with the harvest because Old Farmer Moseley can't suffer another poor yield this year, of butter in a cold dish in the larder, cats stirring on the barn beams, a distant braying, shire horses swishing their tails, swallows returning to the long grass, old boys drinking cider brandy and whistling at the policeman's daughter quite as much as a packet of "Ye Olde Oaktree" frozen weiners.
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Its not so much the story its the right hand photo which goes with it *shudder*
