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Frutos

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My biology teacher tried to explain chromosomes to us using a biblical metaphor. Apparently XY is Adam, XX is Eve, and YYY, Delilah.
 






essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014
4,078
I went to the Library at lunchtime:

Me: Do you have that book about the very small penises?
Librarian: I'm sorry, it isn't in yet.
Me: Yep. That's the one

Clearly - the librarian means the book - so how could you come back with that reply?

Poor and sloppy use of words and not really a joke. 0/10
 




Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
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I bought some trainers off a drug dealer, I dunno what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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KVLT

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Sep 15, 2008
1,675
Rutland
Once saw a red-haired amateur comic say this:

My friends call me 'The Fox'.
You're probably thinking 'Hey, that's pretty cool'.
'Is it because of your red hair? Or maybe because you're cunning and sly?'
No, the reason they call me The Fox is the women who chase me are dogs!

:lolol:
 




LANGDON SEAGULL

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Dec 9, 2004
3,408
Langdon Hills
Sophie Ellis Bextor was found dead in the Real Madrid managers office.

Murder on Zidane's floor


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Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
49,989
Goldstone
I went to the Library at lunchtime:

Me: Do you have that book about the very small penises?
Librarian: I'm sorry, it isn't in yet.
Me: Yep. That's the one
Clearly - the librarian means the book - so how could you come back with that reply?
Librarian reads the title of the book, and you reply 'yes, that's the one'. Seems to make sense to me, although...
Poor and sloppy use of words
I do agree with you there. Surely if you had a small penis (I'm just guessing you understand :blush: ), you wouldn't be saying 'I'm sorry, it isn't in yet', you'd say 'I'm sorry, it's already in'.

So for the sake of the joke:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: Are you sure it's in?
Me: Yep. That's the one.

Or, more realistically:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: :lol: I thought I recognised you.
 








Shirty

Daring to Zlatan
Librarian reads the title of the book, and you reply 'yes, that's the one'. Seems to make sense to me, although...
I do agree with you there. Surely if you had a small penis (I'm just guessing you understand :blush: ), you wouldn't be saying 'I'm sorry, it isn't in yet', you'd say 'I'm sorry, it's already in'.

So for the sake of the joke:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: Are you sure it's in?
Me: Yep. That's the one.

Or, more realistically:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: :lol: I thought I recognised you.

You don't buy books from a library.
 


DavidRyder

Well-known member
Jul 23, 2013
2,884
Librarian reads the title of the book, and you reply 'yes, that's the one'. Seems to make sense to me, although...
I do agree with you there. Surely if you had a small penis (I'm just guessing you understand :blush: ), you wouldn't be saying 'I'm sorry, it isn't in yet', you'd say 'I'm sorry, it's already in'.

So for the sake of the joke:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: Are you sure it's in?
Me: Yep. That's the one.

Or, more realistically:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: :lol: I thought I recognised you.

What are you buying a book in a library for when you can loan it for free?
 


pearl

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May 3, 2016
12,714
Behind My Eyes
Librarian reads the title of the book, and you reply 'yes, that's the one'. Seems to make sense to me, although...
I do agree with you there. Surely if you had a small penis (I'm just guessing you understand :blush: ), you wouldn't be saying 'I'm sorry, it isn't in yet', you'd say 'I'm sorry, it's already in'.

So for the sake of the joke:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: Are you sure it's in?
Me: Yep. That's the one.

Or, more realistically:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: :lol: I thought I recognised you.

You: I'd like to borrow the book on small penises
Librarian: I can't locate it at the moment
 






essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,078
Librarian reads the title of the book, and you reply 'yes, that's the one'. Seems to make sense to me, although...
I do agree with you there. Surely if you had a small penis (I'm just guessing you understand :blush: ), you wouldn't be saying 'I'm sorry, it isn't in yet', you'd say 'I'm sorry, it's already in'.

So for the sake of the joke:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: Are you sure it's in?
Me: Yep. That's the one.

Or, more realistically:
Me: I'd like to buy the book about very small penises?
Librarian: :lol: I thought I recognised you.

Rubbish - nowhere does the librarian or the user name the book title in the script.

Oh ok - the librarian is a mind-reader and so too is the user? Now that make sense.

So the lines should be:

A mind-reader walks into a library.
The librarian says "fu**k off - the book's not in yet".
User: "I'll come back another time".
 



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