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Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked
- Thread starter BNthree
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The Orange Seagull
Time Traveller
Sounds like bollox to me!
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
You've only got one ball
The Birdman
New member
Shame he wasn't a palace Fan then I might have
carteater
Well-known member
ARGHHHHHH!!! FFS!. That sounds horrendous, poor guy. This is why I stay covered up on Brighton Beach.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Rather that than have my chips nicked.
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,524
Or meatballs in his case.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
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Eric Youngs Contact Lense
Guest
" so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest."
The Suffolk Gazette is a spoof newspaper.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-essex-35635929
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-essex-35635929
Cadiz Seagull
Grey bearded old man
A man-eating Seagull? WHC has a new odds-on favourite!
Taybha
Whalewhine
Plod should have no trouble apprehending the culprit , that is by far the clearest photo of a alleged crime perpetrator iv'e ever seen .
JimmyJayUK
Active member
- Feb 20, 2014
- 279
Maybe the guy was a Palace fan....
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,564
Mini-Kiev anyone?
- Aug 8, 2005
- 26,542
The jokey nature of this article highlights the sexist nature of society. Can you imagine if the seagull have stolen a woman's nipple or her ovaries. Would it be a laugh then. Poor *******. Must be horrific and now humiliating.
ps) In the unlikely event that he is a Palace fan living in Ipswich, then ignore all of the above and replace with with Ha ha bloody ha.
ps) In the unlikely event that he is a Palace fan living in Ipswich, then ignore all of the above and replace with with Ha ha bloody ha.
The Suffolk Gazette is superb, as is the HILARIOUS offshoot facebook page 'U OK Hun'
Marvellous stuff
Marvellous stuff
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Oh dear. Can't believe how many people took this article seriously.
Now we know how Trump got elected - people these days don't engage their brains.
"Suffolk Gazette - you couldn't make it up" is a bit of a giveaway, people.
Now we know how Trump got elected - people these days don't engage their brains.
"Suffolk Gazette - you couldn't make it up" is a bit of a giveaway, people.
