Should We Be As One With The Premier League Players...

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,143

• Aug 8, 2017

• #1

... and wear noise-cancelling headphones into the Amex to avoid all the BS swirling around?

When all's said and done, it's only football

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,763

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Aug 8, 2017

• #2

I've got a lovely pair of ear muffs, marked L and R, which at a distance look the real deal in top end headphones. I am now as one with the Premier League players.

 

Meade's Ball

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

13,612

Hither (sometimes Thither)

• Aug 8, 2017

• #3

When I next make it to the Amex, to be Premier-League-player-esque, I will cover my mouth during my utterances and mutterings to a fellow Premier-League-player-esque fan. I wouldn't want the press to catch my private natterings, causing me to be fined by the FFA for commentary on whom within the opposition I believe to have the smallest, and most feeble, Johnson.