"You're under a citizen's arrest"

Jimmy Grimble

Well-known member

Nov 10, 2007

9,743

Starting a revolution from my bed

• Jul 23, 2017

• #1

"I do want you dead, in fact I want you dead right now! You get back in your car before you die"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

https://www.facebook.com/horace.beaumont/posts/257179041465763

Anyone seen this yet? Some hilarious lines.

 

Green Cross Code Man

Wunt be druv

Mar 30, 2006

19,706

Eastbourne

• Jul 23, 2017

• #2

Shocking. Whatever originally happened, he is a nutjob.

 

GreersElbow

New member

Jan 5, 2012

4,870

A Northern Outpost

• Jul 23, 2017

• #3

Jesus christ, there's some right mongs in this world.

Pink shirt and chinos?

 

carteater

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Jan 1, 2014

4,825

West Sussex

• Jul 23, 2017

• #4

What a big man he is, he shows it when he points and screams at an eleven year old boy ffs.

What a C*** .

This is why I'm not sure if I want to drive, people acting like that.

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Jul 23, 2017

• #5

How can you see this without being on Face Ache?

 

whitelion

New member

Dec 16, 2003

12,828

Southwick

• Jul 23, 2017

• #6

He'd be better off keeping off the road and sitting in a darkened silent room.

 

Green Cross Code Man

Wunt be druv

Mar 30, 2006

19,706

Eastbourne

• Jul 23, 2017

• #7

carteater said:

What a big man he is, he shows it when he points and screams at an eleven year old boy ffs.

What a C*** .

This is why I'm not sure if I want to drive, people acting like that.

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That's not entirely logical. I have been driving ages and never seen anything like it. I am sure that is the case for most people as well. That line of reasoning, for example, would make one avoid pubs etc.

 

FatSuperman

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Feb 25, 2016

2,830

• Jul 23, 2017

• #8

I can't believe how restrained how the other guy is.

The best line is 'Put your hands on the car and get ready to die'

 

sjamesb3466

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Jan 31, 2009

5,182

Leicester

• Jul 23, 2017

• #9

https://youtu.be/gDHS_SoJak4

For those not on Facebook. I know it's actually not funny but it's also the funniest thing I save seen since Ronnie Pickering. 'PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR AND PREPARE TO DIE!'

 

kevo

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Mar 8, 2008

9,092

• Jul 23, 2017

• #10

Serious anger management issues! What a nutter. The other fella is incredibly restrained.

 

FatSuperman

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Feb 25, 2016

2,830

• Jul 23, 2017

• #11

I've always loved this clip, not a citizens arrest I'm afraid.

"Gentlemen. This. Is. Democracy manifest"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

 

Rodney Thomas

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May 2, 2012

1,574

Ελλάδα

• Jul 23, 2017

• #12

That all went a bit Basil Fawlty didn't it. Especially when he was telling everyone they were under citizens arrest.

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

18,605

Born In Shoreham

• Jul 23, 2017

• #13

Definitely a COCKWOMBLE more seriously a bully if the fella had stood up to him I guarantee he would of shit himself.

 

sjamesb3466

Well-known member

Jan 31, 2009

5,182

Leicester

• Jul 23, 2017

• #14

FatSuperman said:

I've always loved this clip, not a citizens arrest I'm afraid.

"Gentlemen. This. Is. Democracy manifest"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

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Cheers for that, actually lost my shit laughing for about 5 minutes. It's like Brian Blessed with dementia

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,431

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Jul 23, 2017

• #15

That cheered me up no end

 

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003

47,221

• Jul 23, 2017

• #16

Woman in the car is an absolute delight too, I'd like to add

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,431

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Jul 23, 2017

• #17

A woman once screamed at me that she was an off duty police officer after I refused to let her push her car into the front of a traffic queue. My response was "so what" and drove off. Never saw or heard from her again.

 

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Mayonaise

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May 25, 2014

2,114

Haywards Heath

• Jul 23, 2017

• #18

Rodney Thomas said:

That all went a bit Basil Fawlty didn't it. Especially when he was telling everyone they were under citizens arrest.

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Exactly what sprang to my mind too - Basil Fawlty! If that was all for real then it's hilarious.

 

jackalbion

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Aug 30, 2011

4,022

• Jul 23, 2017

• #19

Why did he tell everyone he was gonna kill them and they should prepare to die, what was that jazz all about

 

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Bowers-sfc

forever red, never blue

Feb 20, 2011

234

• Jul 23, 2017

• #20

This actually happened at my work... Apparently the bloke is David Attenborough's producer / film director, Fergus beeley.