We had to have Porky the incontinent wonder dog put down this evening and I was wondering how best to celebrate her life. Hiring the o2 and having Led Zeppelin reform to perform 'Black dog' for one last time did enter my mind, but Porky was chocolate in colour, so it wouldn't have been appropriate. A full requiem mass at Westminster Abbey or a red arrows fly pass are also in my thoughts. How would the good people of NSC celebrate the life of a recently deceased pet?