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Holiday accidents



Huple

Unregistered
May 28, 2008
798
Standish Sanatarium
Am always interested in places the NSC folk go to on holiday but was wondering if anyone maybe after a spaghetti vongole with a side order of mussels and a few pints of beerhave accidentally shat themselves in the swimming pool the following day. I'm sure the Danish guy lying on the next sunbed to me just has. He stopped swimming abruptly and just stood by the side of the pool motionless for a couple of minutes. At first I thought he'd cut himself in the water but it became obvious when he got out. Now I'll have to go to the hotels dister pool next door. I felt for him to be honest, because others noticed and pulled their kids out of the pool.
 








Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
On a stag weekend to Costa Del Sol I had very loose stools.
The huge, nearly vertical, water slide, completely washed out my bowels leaving a brown road down the slide.
I was asked to leave as they closed the slide.
 










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