O/T Fancy a doner kebab in Crawley?

AmexRuislip · Jul 3, 2017

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Daily rag allegedly reporting a disgusted dad spots huge rolls of doner kebab meat stuffed into back of 'sweaty' car on one of hottest days of year.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/disgusted-dad-spots-huge-rolls-10730129

Cowfold Seagull · Jul 3, 2017

Are you sure they aren't carpets? Probably have the same taste.

RONALDEANO · Jul 3, 2017

they only get dirtier from there on in. they sit on that skewer over heat for days on end.

still wont stop me ordering one on my way home on a saturday :cheers:

el punal · Jul 3, 2017

Cowfold Seagull said:
Are you sure they aren't carpets? Probably have the same taste.

I'll have a deep, shag pile with sauce please.

spence · Jul 3, 2017

The kebab house mentioned is the most busiest in Crawley. It makes a killing.

banjo · Jul 3, 2017

Doesn't everyone like a dirty kebab.

The Wookiee · Jul 3, 2017

Hottest day of the year ? It looks like its pissing down with rain in those pictures ?

Triggaaar · Jul 3, 2017

AmexRuislip · Jul 3, 2017

The Wookiee said:
Hottest day of the year ? It looks like its pissing down with rain in those pictures ?

I think I can see Medussa in the top left hand corner of that folded wing mirror, either that or I'm trippin' on an old kebab

Titanic · Jul 3, 2017

spence said:
The kebab house mentioned is the most busiest in Crawley. It makes a killing.

Just as long as it's not the one at Three Bridges station!

Tim Over Whelmed · Jul 3, 2017

To be fair these frozen blocks of kebab meat had just been taken from a -25c freezer, I think you'll find the 5 minute journey did little to damage an already dodgy lump of concentrated fat!

Buzzer · Jul 3, 2017

Gonna nab me one of them bad boys.

The Spanish · Jul 3, 2017

all this thread has done is make me want a kebab.

sjamesb3466 · Jul 3, 2017

Now that's a badly packed kebab

Cowfold Seagull · Jul 3, 2017

Buzzer said:
Gonna nab me one of them bad boys.

Not sure which is the most Pascal, the giant kebab, or the person holding it.

Pascal . . . did you see what I did there?

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews · Jul 3, 2017

If you've ever eaten meat on holiday in say, Asia or the Carribean, rest assured it's got a worse pedigree than a few elephant legs in the back of an Escort

Boys 9d · Jul 3, 2017

spence said:
The kebab house mentioned is the most busiest in Crawley. It makes a killing.

In the circumstances an unfortunate turn of phrase.

Jack Straw · Jul 3, 2017

Anyone else call them "Elephant Legs"?

looney · Jul 4, 2017

Its raining in Picture, rolls are different sizes and look likw carpet, fake news. Wouldn't eat in a Crawley take away in the center of town if My life depended on it,

This is better news, Brazillian TV with Australian voice over.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=468_1499095969&safe_mode=off

Marshy · Jul 4, 2017

Jack Straw said:
Anyone else call them "Elephant Legs"?

I can confirm Elephant tastes better than Kebab

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