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Team Lorry Driver or Team Motorist?

Team Lorry Driver or Team Motorist?

  • Team Lorry Driver

    Votes: 24 47.1%
  • Team Motorist

    Votes: 10 19.6%
  • Draw, but looking forward to the rematch (even if it's Pay Per View)

    Votes: 17 33.3%

  • Total voters
    51




Fungus

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May 21, 2004
7,038
Truro
Team cyclist!
 


Napper

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Jul 9, 2003
23,858
Sussex
Lorry driver came out on top there.

Black bloke hindered a bit by jeans that didn't fit but nice improvisation with the belt.

Cyclist ruined it as usual
 




Notters

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Oct 20, 2003
24,865
Guiseley
Any information on what happened before, before we come to a conclusion, or should we base this on the girth of the truck driver?
 




The_Viper

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Oct 10, 2010
4,345
Charlotte, NC
Both utter wastes of space, why would you get out of the car? I'd just floor it.

Lorry driver is the primary KNOB though because he's out of his vehicle trying to drag someone through a window and attacks before the guy is even halfway out the car. Motorist is a dick for instantly going for his belt and then failing to at least fold it in half to have some better clout to it.

Overall I'd love to see both of those rude bois have 60 seconds in an Octagon with someone like Brock Lesnar, that'd be the PPV I'd want to see, hell even have them go in one after the other, and he can bring his belt.
 


Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
12,787
London
Looks like the cyclist's fault to me, as usual. Bloody cyclists, the lorry driver and motorist should have turned on him.
 








franks brother

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Are we forgetting the innocent victim here? That poor wheelie bin was just standing there minding it's own business when it got assaulted as these two children threw handbags at each other.
Bins lives matter people. It's just trying to do it's job without fear of assault

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Bigtomfu

New member
Jul 25, 2003
4,416
Harrow
Motorist is a dick for instantly going for his belt and then failing to at least fold it in half to have some better clout to it.

At the very least he should have used the BUCKLE end. School boy error there for starters.

I liked the windmill action of the lorry driver when he had him penned in by the bins.

Think it was basically a Desmond in the end.
 




Postman Pat

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Jul 24, 2007
6,971
Coldean
I think the lorry driver used the weight advantage well there, clearly on top early on in the fight, the car driver came back with the weapon, but even then got floored with a good shot from the lorry driver.

The shot after the bell was disappointing to see and really drags the sport through the mud.

For me the lorry driver wins on points for showing more aggression. I'm hoping to see him step up in class for his next fight, maybe taxi driver or builder for his next scrap. I understand Eddie Hearn is on the blower looking to get a deal done.

As for the cyclist, he clearly fancied taking a shot with the winner of the bout, but he should stick to his own division and concentrate on his upcoming fight with pedestrian.
 




Foul Play Rocks

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Feb 23, 2013
5,178
Lorry driver using traditional windmill technique vs car driver using improvised belt technique. I'm not sure the belt was used to its full potential so I'm going team lorry driver.
 








Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
55,575
Back in Sussex
I've only just noticed the actions of the passenger in the car.

Jumps out of the car and walks round. Doesn't get involved though, acting as though the fight is the most normal thing in the world, and just gets prepared to take over the driving duties. Bizarre.
 


Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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I suspect both are used to being in fights.

If I was anywhere near a situation where someone got out of their car to have a fight with me I would be out of there. Don't think I've had a physical fight since I was at middle school!

For me though at least the lorry driver stuck to traditional fight rules. The motorist cheats early doors with that belt thing. Would have liked to see his trousers fall down and be demobilised by it and thus getting his head literally kicked in. But for me lorry driver for this pathetic use of a weapon.
 




Blue3

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Jan 27, 2014
5,559
Lancing
Team Lordy and cyclist the car driver is a bit cowardly using a sting of sausages as a weapon plus the sneaky last punch before running of the cyclist was in my opinion a brave sole who having brokered a truce cycles of expecting to be named at any moment as citizen of the year only for a second battle to start
 


Feb 23, 2009
22,840
Brighton factually.....
I notice the first thing the guy does when he jumps outta the car is undo his belt and uses it as a weapon, a little to naturally for my liking and then towards the end after the cyclist intervenes and it looks like it is over he goes to pick up his belt sneaks in a shot then threatens to use his belt again, coward if your gonna get out of your car and think you have a chance winning a fight, just fight.
 
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