To avoid bed wetting - the staying up tracker 36 - level - WE ARE STAYING UP

[Mouldy Boots]

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Bugger that, lets have a getting into Europe tracker.





Jokes - Obviously

Perhaps we could have several columns for targets like relegation, beat last season points and of course Europe that you slightly jest about, we can all believe then!

[Blue Valkyrie]

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See below. An easy ready to use "we are staying up" tracker.

In short we all know we are going to get hammered by the big teams, we therefore have to look at those as "just for fun".

Basically to stay up we need 40 points (probably less, but bare with it).

The easiest way is to beat all of the worst ten teams from last year at home and draw with them away.

If we do that we will have 40 points. I am including Newcastle and Huddersfield in the bottom 10 by the way.

If you lose all of the others you end up with the following results.

Bedwetting on NSC as we only get 9 points from our first 10 games.
Talk of Europe when we hit 23 points in mid December.
Talk of relegation gain by the end of January.
Then NSC goes crazy after we reach 38 point with five matches to go
NSC bedwets again as we take just 2 points from the final five matches, players on the beach, not trying etc etc etc etc etc.

As long as are close or ahead of this tracker, it will have been have a good season. Enjoy!!

Can we have a tracker for next season at some point please.

Our start looks horrendous for potential points.

[Giraffe]

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Can we have a tracker for next season at some point please.

Our start looks horrendous for potential points.

Will do as soon as back from holiday.

[Blue Valkyrie]

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Will do as soon as back from holiday.

Excellent. Thanks.

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

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Will do as soon as back from holiday.

Good work getting the fact you're on holiday in

[um bongo molongo]

Where is it then? We must be ahead?!

[Bold Seagull]

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Where is it then? We must be ahead?!

http://www.northstandchat.com/showth...nt-below/page6

[AmexRuislip]

Slightly off track, but my wife's just ordering our Sainsbury's online delivery, we're being offered free Tena pants FFS!