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AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
Nolito: Man City striker claims English weather has 'changed colour' of daughter's face.
Quote: "My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329

Well I'm having problems germinating my parsnips on the allotment.
I know I'll blame the British Weather:lolol::lolol::lolol:
 


KVLT

New member
Sep 15, 2008
1,675
Rutland
Nolito: Man City striker claims English weather has 'changed colour' of daughter's face.
Quote: "My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329

Well I'm having problems germinating my parsnips on the allotment.
I know I'll blame the British Weather:lolol::lolol::lolol:

I just saw the article on the Beeb.

Can he not buy a sunbed? (he can damn well afford one), or get his daughter to 'colour herself in' like most young UK women seem to delight in doing!

I was far more alarmed by this though:

"I've learnt little English. It's hard. Just 'tomorrow', 'good morning', 'good afternoon' and a little more,"

I know he's a footballer, but in 11 months in the UK that really is a special kind of thick cvnt! :lolol:
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
I know he's a footballer, but in 11 months in the UK that really is a special kind of thick cvnt! :lolol:

You: "Oh, Hi Nolito. How are you?"
Nolito: "Good morning"
Y: "Yeah, Hi. How are you?"
N: "Que?"
Y: "Are you well?"
N: "Tomorrow"
Y: "That doesn't make any sense"
N: "Tomorrow"
 


severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,540
By the seaside in West Somerset
I suspect that tomorrow morning we will be blaming the British weather for a low election turnout and a crushing Tory majority :(
 




AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
I just saw the article on the Beeb.

Can he not buy a sunbed? (he can damn well afford one), or get his daughter to 'colour herself in' like most young UK women seem to delight in doing!

I was far more alarmed by this though:



I know he's a footballer, but in 11 months in the UK that really is a special kind of thick cvnt! :lolol:

Yep, that about sums it up :lolol:
 



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