Albion till I die.

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• May 29, 2017

• #1

Offering for the ultimate Real Madrid football fan.
A coffin in the mould of the Bernabeu.

Fancy ultimate glory being buried in the Amex?
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/kits...a-coffin-shaped-like-the-bernabeu-photos.html

 

Last edited: May 29, 2017

Frutos

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• May 29, 2017

• #2

If that is the case, why would you want a Real Madrid coffin afterwards?

 

Hillian1

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Jul 15, 2010

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Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• May 29, 2017

• #3

I cannot, for any reason, fathom why anyone would go to such lengths.

 

easynow

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Mar 17, 2013

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jakarta

• May 29, 2017

• #4

That's quality craftsmanship

 

Cowfold Seagull

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Apr 22, 2009

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Cowfold

• May 29, 2017

• #5

I hope Paul Barber hasn't seen this thread, an Albion version will be for sale in the club shop by the start of the season.

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• May 29, 2017

• #6

Cowfold Seagull said:

I hope Paul Barber hasn't seen this thread, an Albion version will be for sale in the club shop by the start of the season.

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I'm sure it will. Guessing the proportions of some our fans there will have to be some XXL and XXXXL available, not forgetting of course the iron on sponsor transfer of American Express.

 

Cowfold Seagull

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Apr 22, 2009

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Cowfold

• May 29, 2017

• #7

el punal said:

I'm sure it will. Guessing the proportions of some our fans there will have to be some XXL and XXXXL available, not forgetting of course the iron on sponsor transfer of American Express.

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Maybe it won't need to be an iron on panel unless the deceased specially orders the deluxe striped model?. The trouble is, if Nike construct the coffins they don't do any bigger than a XXL do they?

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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• May 29, 2017

• Thread starter
• #8

Cowfold Seagull said:

Maybe it won't need to be an iron on panel unless the deceased specially orders the deluxe striped model?. The trouble is, if Nike construct the coffins they don't do any bigger than a XXL do they?

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Well if the unforgivable happens, they'll end up in the bargain basement £1 corner

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• May 29, 2017

• #9

I suppose if they did do an Amex replica coffin it would be the only coffin with a sloping lid.

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,067

• May 29, 2017

• #10

Reading used to do bespoke coffins back in the noughties and no, there's no punch line after today's result!! It's true!