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Ever lanced a boil?

Have you ever lanced a boil?

  • Yes, yes I have

    Votes: 17 56.7%
  • No

    Votes: 6 20.0%
  • Steve Cotterill

    Votes: 7 23.3%

  • Total voters
    30
  • Poll closed .


crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,524
Lyme Regis
Well, have you?

???
 






Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I boiled the body of a Lance I coldly slayed in the, and his, mid-80s. A foul brew. I had miniscule fragments of his heel skin in the roof of my mouth for a couple of days at least.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,892
Use a hot poultice, slightly less painful.
 






Coldeanseagull

Opinionated
Mar 13, 2013
7,772
Coldean
Had this obscenity growing as a spare nose in my teens, so I took a needle to it. After shedding about a pint of what can best be described as curdled tapioca with raspberry jam all over the bathroom mirror, the pain I experienced convinced me the next time I won't be sober
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I can do you a picture of Lance Armstrong looking very sweaty or Lance Percival boiling an egg. What's your fancy?
 










catfish

North Stand Brighton Boy
Dec 17, 2010
7,677
Worthing
I boiled the body of a Lance I coldly slayed in the, and his, mid-80s. A foul brew. I had miniscule fragments of his heel skin in the roof of my mouth for a couple of days at least.

Good job you weren't asked to prick a boil.
 




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