Women wearing cheese and posing...

Triggaaar

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

ps - you seem to be stalking me lately.

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I'm not.

Are you OK?

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Sure, why wouldn't I be?

 

Triggaaar

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The Clamp said:

They have to have 51% real cheese in them to be legally allowed to call them cheese. Otherwise has to be called “cheese food”, so by definition cheese food is not cheese.

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Cheese is the product of milk and bacteria. Cheesefood is cheese, melted, mixed with extra ingredients (e.g., gelatine, colouring, lard, emulsifying agents, monosodium glutamate and larks' vomit) cooled, set, glazed, irradiated and consequently as close to cheese as pepperami is to roast pork, or a Turkey Twizzler is to Ankara.

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I see. There are real cheese slices too (although I see most of the ladies in this thread of gone for the processed option):

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/277969011
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/266499192
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/299769905
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566

 

The Clamp

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• Jun 13, 2019

• #83

Triggaaar said:

I see. There are real cheese slices too (although I see most of the ladies in this thread of gone for the processed option):

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/277969011
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/266499192
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/299769905
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566

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I think it’s the “clinginess” of the fake cheese that lends itself well to such activities?

 

Triggaaar

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The Clamp said:

I think it’s the “clinginess” of the fake cheese that lends itself well to such activities?

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I didn't know it was more 'clingy'. I imagine it bends more easily though. This one wouldn't be as nice with cheddar cheese slices (although these could work https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566):

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

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Harry Wilson's tackle

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Triggaaar said:

I'm not.
Sure, why wouldn't I be?

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I was only kidding.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

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Triggaaar said:

I didn't know it was more 'clingy'. I imagine it bends more easily though. This one wouldn't be as nice with cheddar cheese slices (although these could work https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566):

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Stilton.

No. Doesn't even bear thinking about beginning to work.

Unless very ripe, perhaps.

 

Worried Man Blues

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• Jun 13, 2019

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Camembare ?

 

Triggaaar

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Stilton.

No. Doesn't even bear thinking about beginning to work.

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Doesn't it? I'd quite happily eat some Stilton off a couple of them.

Fun fact - Stilton cheese is named after a village in Cambridgeshire, but if you made the cheese there, you wouldn't be allowed to call it Stilton cheese.

 

rogersix

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LlcoolJ said:

Yes, err, I agree, umm. Who could find these pictures of naked women only covered by cheese in anyway attractive! Disgraceful.

*stands up gingerly and bending sightly forward*

Goodnight!

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err...how about the ladies sans cheese, would that be more erotic?

i'm assumiing the cheese/classic car ting is more aimed at amusement, slight titilation you might say, it's hardly filth

 

LlcoolJ

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rogersix said:

err...how about the ladies sans cheese, would that be more erotic?

i'm assumiing the cheese/classic car ting is more aimed at amusement, slight titilation you might say, it's hardly filth

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I don't know. I've not seen them sans cheese.

But the pictures of the women avec cheese are pretty hot. Mainly because they are attractive women, rather than the cheese. I've never been turned on by Gouda. Or Camembert.

So I guess the point is that these are pictures of good looking women in provocative poses. If you also like cheese then it's win win.

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Dick Head said:

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I wondered what Su Pollard was up to these days.

 

ConfusedGloryHunter

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• Aug 21, 2020

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This thread always takes the silly season biscuit.

 

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Cheese two years on has not aged well - and neither has the bint wearing it.

Not so erotic but apparently the moon is made of cheese too ....

 

Dick Head

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ConfusedGloryHunter said:

This thread always takes the silly season biscuit.

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Well, it looks like Ben White's staying so I've had to fall back on this thread.