Joke du Jour

The Andy Naylor Fan Club

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Aug 31, 2012

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Right Here, Right Now

• May 9, 2017

• #1

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are a few things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, secondly she is still as tight as an 18 year old virgin, thirdly she has no objections to a facial. Last of all the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable *******s with no sense of humour!!

 

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essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014

4,130

• May 9, 2017

• #2

Surely security staff would have seen this and stopped you. It just doesn't add up.

 

whitelion

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Dec 16, 2003

12,828

Southwick

• May 9, 2017

• #3

Waxing lyrical - whatever next?

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Oct 8, 2003

50,075

Faversham

• May 9, 2017

• #4

Wax can never be said to be tight.....

 

GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!

Apr 24, 2011

12,687

SouthCoast

• May 9, 2017

• #5

Thought the bodies got re-used on occasion,could have been any old woman for all the OP knows...

 

Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 6, 2003

16,077

Haywards Heath

• May 9, 2017

• #6

The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are a few things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, secondly she is still as tight as an 18 year old virgin, thirdly she has no objections to a facial. Last of all the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable *******s with no sense of humour!!

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So you are saying that you have had the pleasure before?

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

23,570

• May 9, 2017

• #7

It wasn't Kylie Minogue, It was a wax model. Surely there is a false representation here. Secondly, why were the staff expected to react with humour ? Surely this was a lustful and impulsive act rather than something done for comedic value.

 

ExmouthExile

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Feb 11, 2005

1,800

• May 10, 2017

• #8

I went to Madame Tussaud's recently and I found the staff were really friendly and helpful, have you considered reporting them?

 

Ken Livingstone Seagull

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Aug 29, 2003

505

Maui, Hawaii

• May 10, 2017

• #9

And why an 18-year-old virgin, exactly? What is wrong with 16 or 17 year-old virgins? OP is a Virgin Ageist, methinks, which tends to render the "joke" less than decorous.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,882

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• May 10, 2017

• #10

What's the last sentence got to do with it?

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

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Mar 16, 2005

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Chandlers Ford

• May 10, 2017

• #11

I'm pretty certain that they don't make the waxworks anatomically correct, given they would always be presented fully clothed. I'm calling bullshit on this.

 

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One Love

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Aug 22, 2011

4,365

Brighton

• May 10, 2017

• #12

I'm sorry but any excuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab4srwcTNlw

 

Questions

Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

24,890

Worthing

• May 10, 2017

• #13

I know someone who works there and as a previous poster said they generally just swap heads around.
After a quick phone call I can catorgorically state that the open poster shagged Ronnie Corbett.

 

Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016

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Indiana, USA

• May 10, 2017

• #14

The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are a few things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, secondly she is still as tight as an 18 year old virgin, thirdly she has no objections to a facial. Last of all the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable *******s with no sense of humour!!

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How do you feel about melted candles on a Sunday afternoon with a little wine and a Johnny Mathis song playing? I find it's very important to check the temperature of the melted candles. Very important!

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

50,200

Goldstone

• May 10, 2017

• #15

Not at the first post, obviously.

 

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Bodian

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May 3, 2012

11,822

Cumbria

• May 10, 2017

• #16

I've checked Kylie's twitter account. She's not posted any pictures of her with a naked man asleep next to her after a 'house party', and nor can I see any mention of her visiting Madame Tussaud's or meeting the OP. Are you sure it was her?