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Hazwaz

Active member
Jul 23, 2012
215
Hove
How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day????
 






AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day????


Multi tasking not your strong point then? :wink:
 


Tarpon

Well-known member
Sep 12, 2013
3,785
BN1
How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day????

If you manage the last one you'll be considerably less anxious about the others. Good luck.
 




Hazwaz

Active member
Jul 23, 2012
215
Hove
Thankyou for the encouragement everybody,just off to weatherspoons now,see you all at the game
 


Lethargic

Well-known member
Oct 11, 2006
3,456
Horsham
If you do them in reverse order its a lot easy or you wont really care. My approach is these are the reasons I bring my boy time for him to put on some effort.

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Surrey Phil

Well-known member
Aug 3, 2010
1,473
Just don't throw the bog roll and shredded argus with the same hand your pint is in!!! :)
 






Surf's Up

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2011
10,147
Here
I'm taking 6 toilet rolls into the ground but sending them into a controlled orbit and then an accurate downward trajectory when I will have drunk the amount I am inevitably going to drink could prove problematic.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
I'm taking 6 toilet rolls into the ground but sending them into a controlled orbit and then an accurate downward trajectory when I will have drunk the amount I am inevitably going to drink could prove problematic.

and you'll probably forget to take them out the packet first
 


el punal

Well-known member
How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day????

You will rise to the occasion. :albion2:
 



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